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  1. Drink drank drunk.
  2. @TomColagia Wow! You tweeted! London Fog is a.k.a. an Earl Gray Tea Latte (with vanilla syrup) at Starbucks. It's perfection in a cup.
  3. @gregcavo I had a barista make my London Fog (Extra Fog!) with CLASSIC. I was like, "WTF did you just do?"
  4. 2 of the top 10 free apps on #iTunes involve boobs. Just pictures of boobs. Like, seriously? Imagine what Playboy could net with a PAID app?
  5. RT @johncmayer: Attention performers who are a guest in the Sirius/XM building: their publicist will sell out your every move to the NY ...
  6. Never trust a man with a red beard or two first names.
  7. RT @MrEdLover: Is it me? Or is Robin Thicke a great porno name? (Pause)
  8. New @projectrunway designers, homeslices! Plus, my pals' @HappilyEverCH & @loganneitzel new blog: http://bit.ly/project-runway-season-7
  9. @emilgh I've got like, 34 bottles of Listerine in my posession if you want 'em.
  10. Apparently it's snowing in London. Apparently that's a trending-worthy topic.
  11. Been up since 4 am. Argh.
  12. Thank you, sweet Melatonin. FYI: Half the dosage = sleep without waking up mid-snooze sobbing or self-pitying! Up in...four hours!
  13. New @theAmyAdams movie Leap Year has @kelly_clarkson's song "I Want You," sung by someone else in the TV spot. WTF? @simtilver what say you?
  14. This piece on Sexting on CBS is hysterical. Kids, just follow the words of Uncle Kanye, "When you send your picture, cut off your face."
  15. There's a song with a rap by @drakkardnoir. Girl sings the hook. Heard it on Power 105.1 and Shazam failed me. No idea what it is. Ugh.
  16. The director's cut for @britneyspears' "3" is better than the real deal! http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=555e6a403e0ce
  17. Just left the office. Tomorrow's the big @projectrunway reveal for Season 7. Hopefully my car doesn't have a boot on it. Ugh.
  18. Go out and buy @robinthicke's new album #sextherapy today! It's a whole lotta grown and sexy.
  19. RT @IJennaUsh: Hooray GLEE!!
  20. Jumping Jack Flash is on. I think this movie made me love the British & want to work on the Internet. Or just talk to British boys online.