Pasiphae9
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On the plus side, I have a job interview tomorrow. Fingers crossed!
about 22 hours ago
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I'm actually very pissed off right now. I feel like I'm being strung along and I don't like it. I'll give it till Sunday, then fuck it.
about 22 hours ago
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Why is a sports bra listed under lingerie? SPORTS BRAS ARE NOT LINGERIE.
12:57 PM May 28th
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You don't have to be an arsehole to be honest. There's this thing called tact...
11:16 AM May 28th
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Ah, my first sunburn of the summer. Wonderful.
9:02 AM May 27th
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@ No nerve endings? So I shouldn't feel guilty for swatting them?
9:33 AM May 25th
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in reply to qikipedia
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2:15 AM May 22nd
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I reckon the olympic torch is definitely getting nicked at some point when they run it through Gillingham, Chatham, Strood and Gravesend.
2:30 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Which is now why I'm assigning myself 30 minutes of handwriting practice a day. Goddammit I won't let the digital age consume me!
3:13 PM May 22nd
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I tried to handwrite something today, and found I couldn't. Thank you, computer...
3:08 PM May 22nd
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So many forms to fill in. Drowning in paperwork. Not sure if I'll make it. Tell the gummy bears I love them.
10:41 AM May 21st
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On the plus side, Men In Black III? GET IN MY EYEBALLS
3:55 PM May 19th
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I'm horrified to see so many football-related tweets in my timeline. Next person to make a football comment gets unfollowed! *glares*
3:54 PM May 19th
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I might go to bed before midnight tonight. Wtf is wrong with me?
3:12 PM May 16th
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I hate everyone today.
6:16 AM May 16th
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I adore those little brats <3
3:48 PM May 12th
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On a more positive note, they thought my seams were hilarious. "why have you got lines on the backs of your legs?"
3:48 PM May 12th
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I didn't know what to say. Kids are far more perceptive than we give them credit for.
3:47 PM May 12th
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Saw my little brothers today. Although he was only 7 when I left, one asked quietly if I left because his daddy hated me. It hit hard.
3:46 PM May 12th
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@ except Oborne said that 'these girls surrendered their innocence for a packet of crisps'.No-they were raped and abused#bbcqt
3:30 PM May 10th
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in reply to SlutwalkLondon
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