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  7. "Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial." Erma Bombeck
  8. "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else." Erma Bombeck
  9. "It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding." Erma Bombeck
  10. "It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."Erma Bombeck
  11. "In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." Erma Bombeck
  12. "In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television." Erma Bombeck
  13. "If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." Erma Bombeck
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  15. "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
  16. "I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars." Erma Bombeck
  17. "I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent." Erma Bombeck
  18. "I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair." Erma Bombeck
  19. "I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years." Erma Bombeck
  20. "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." ~ Erma Bombeck