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  1. Gay doctors LOVE physicals. 4:51 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  2. RT @ScottAukerman: Just saw "Disney's A Christmas Carol." Totally ripped off "Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past." 9:29 AM Nov 30th from API
  3. Why do black guys get so upset when I rip the stickers off their hats and run away? 7:08 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  4. I need the best position to make her ejaculate...Go! 2:46 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  5. I forgot that I'd bang Tori Amos in any hole. 2:31 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  6. It's a compliment if you're old and black and look like Morgan Freeman! 6:32 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  7. Why does Chipotle only fucking hire Mexicans...? 1:00 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  8. Just found out the Berlin wall was a real wall. #idiotictweets 12:57 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  9. @salvagedelacy Yes. You must have missed my award-winning updates. 8:21 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to salvagedelacy
  10. You know how I know you're gay? You like cock. 6:48 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  11. I challenge you to use the word "niggardly" a few times today. 10:08 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  12. At the "THIS IS IT" premiere. Kind of nervous because I heard, spoiler alert, that the main character dies at the end. 4:09 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  13. It's not porn if it's black and white. 5:50 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  14. Thank God they found 'balloon boy.' I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take-out from heaven. 6:25 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  15. This DJ AM show could be HUGE. I mean, when was the last time a host killed himself in a finale? 7:09 PM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  16. Look, I can't be the only one that would stick it to Meghan McCain without a second thought. 10:19 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  17. You know what never gets old? Black guys in cowboy hats. 4:21 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  18. Saw a black guy wearing one of those hats with the built-in fake braids. Probably the first time that one of those have been used properly. 5:41 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  19. God, what's the big fucking deal about blackface? NO ONE'S SKIN COLOR IS EVEN BLACK. 6:37 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  20. RT @JosephTeegardin: WOW. Guy's on fire. RT @cnnbrk: President Obama wins Grammy. 10:57 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie