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  1. The cake was the kids' idea. My old man just did all the work. Still - pretty cool of them to even think of it. Hey! Squirrel!
  2. Look what my owner made for me today. Too bad I don't eat cake. http://twitpic.com/qs5ak
  3. I don't know where that smell's coming from. It seems to be following me around. I think it's the woman my owner's with, but can't be sure.
  4. Got back from a weekend at the kennel. Damn, I'm tired. What happens at Downtown Dogs stays at Downtown Dogs (know what I'm sayin'?)
  5. Hanging in the car while my owner is in Caribou Coffee, sucks! Let's see...what we can...fuck with...next.
  6. Owner just tricked me into the shower with him. Awkward. Shampoo but no conditioner = lame. Now I smell like the old lady.
  7. Best face full of porcupine quills ever. #bestever
  8. Pretty sure the kids fed me some broccoli or cabbage or both. There is something seriously wrong with my butt.
  9. Dude, if you ever get the chance to be anesthetized at the vet, totally do it. It's totally trippy.
  10. Went to the northwoods this weekend. Met a porcupine. Twice. Now at the vet getting quills removed.
  11. Just for fun I decided to stick my head through a window. No cuts, just angry owners.
  12. What is wrong with my owner? He is eating a lot of carbs. Don't get me wrong, I'll still eat anything he drops.
  13. I love my owner! I love my owner! I love my owner! The lady who lives with him - she's OK, but I love my owner!
  14. Where are the squirrels today? It's windy and cold here. Are they in their squirrel nests plotting ways to torment me?
  15. Just realized I sent that twice from 2 accounts. Well, excuuuuse me! I'm a 3-legged dog, cut me some slack!
  16. Wow! Finally got access to the laptop. Just because I have a tendency to chew stuff I get cut off from my peeps. I will update more!
  17. Hanging at Downtown Dogs while my family is on vacation. It's like being home again - b/c it was my foster home for awhile
  18. Laying with my head on my master's lap and impeding his tweeting
  19. @JakesJournal
  20. I just can't stop thinking about those squirrels - I am running laps in the house looking for them. This is exhausting!