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George Lucas retires asap because he doesn't want to be around when Ridley Scott shows us how you REALLY make a prequel with PROMETHEUS!
12:56 PM Jun 2nd
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The next @ features a woman who uses a wheelchair out of preference, not need. Isn't that also known as Guy Caballero disease?
2:14 PM Jun 1st
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Alas, it's time to put out the old vacuum cleaner...
7:01 PM May 29th
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And is it even worth mentioning that he had Sinatra there helping him? THAT'S clout, people!
9:35 AM May 28th
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I have to hand it to @: appearing in my dream to promote THE DICTATOR & dressing me as Aladeen? Brilliant PR!
9:33 AM May 28th
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If THE MARY TYLER MOORE show had debuted today, the theme song would definitely go, "You might not make it after all!"
9:03 PM May 27th
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you move a table, then actually *reach* for an "Undo" button to move it back to how it was!
8:49 PM May 25th
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Surrounded on every side, I knew those MILFs meant business! I screamed, then blasted my way out of that wine-tasting event.
7:58 PM May 25th
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Every time I see the cover of Steely Dan's AJA, I yell: "Hey lady, do you mind MOVING your hair?!? I can't see the band!"
4:41 PM May 24th
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@'s final ep debuted early in Canada. Terrific resolution! Not as "twisty" as suggested, but poignant, thoughtful. Well-done guys!
8:10 PM May 23rd
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Related: I expect "d-bag" to be blended into the mainstream in no time. Expect to see a sports team by the name of, say, the Duluth D-Bags!
11:39 AM May 23rd
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You know language has deteriorated when phrases like "tan mom" and "balloon boy" connote very specific--too specific!--images.
11:35 AM May 23rd
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@ Even though it's unlikely Judy Garland yelled at William Froug, saying "I KNOW talent!" and storming out, it's a nice idea.
5:30 PM May 22nd
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@ And I believe he is also the older brother of The Bewitchin' Pool's (and To Kill A Mockingbird's) Mary Badham.
10:15 PM May 20th
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I'm now in the shuffling-round-the-apartment-in-slippers-and-sobbing-uncontrollably stage of grief over the CSI: MIAMI cancellation.
10:01 AM May 20th
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The voice in my head sounds like Isabella Rossellini ordering Kyle MacLachlan around in BLUE VELVET. "Take out the recycling. Now. Do it!"
5:43 PM May 19th
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Stupid dog downstairs barks at EVERYTHING: feet on the stairs, closing doors, gravelly rasps of "I'm going to kill you!" outside his door.
10:08 AM May 18th
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See if you don't agree. (Oh the exquisite madness! Khaaaaaaaan!) via @
5:55 PM May 16th
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Shatner's version of "Mr. Tambourine Man"? Just as disturbing 45 years later! He turned a song about freedom into a rabid mental collapse.
5:54 PM May 16th
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I'm developing a method of disciplining small especially cute dogs by applying mild courses of electroshock therapy.
1:04 PM May 15th
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- Name Kent Theaker
- Location Toronto, CANADA
- Bio Interpreter of hermetic texts, obscure editor of 'toons, songwriter, very occasional actor
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