paranoidandroid
- Bluegrass covers of modest mouse are ridiculously awesome.5:58 PM Jan 14th from web
- I was elbow deep in Demi's vagina today!!!!3:29 PM Aug 22nd, 2008 from web
- My favorite game for today is: "guess how many times kevin will play the worst fucking song repeatedly".12:02 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt
- This morning while on my bike on my way to work, I rode by an old drunk white guy with no shirt on and he yelled out at me, "REDNECK!".5:42 AM Jul 23rd, 2008 from web
- Had I known that when I decided I wanted to be a cowboy it also meant owning a farmers tan, I may have reconsidered.1:31 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from txt
- Who the hell walks into a movie bathroom with a large bucket of popcorn? Come and meet him. He lives in Gainesville.4:59 PM Jun 27th, 2008 from txt
- OMG. This bike cop is relentless. I just weaseled my way out of another damn ticket. Complete stop = both wheels stop moving.8:11 AM Jun 16th, 2008 from txt
- On my way to work today around 6 p.m., a gnat met his maker in my eye. I thought i got it out, but apparently his corpse has been in my ...9:06 PM Jun 15th, 2008 from txt
- "Someone farted on that... You're gonna get pink eye!" -Kevin6:05 PM Jun 11th, 2008 from txt
- Florida turnpike + red bull = multiple rest stop visits.9:52 AM May 31st, 2008 from txt
- Just found out my name means "supplanter". the definition??? - to supersede (another) especially by force or treachery!6:03 PM May 30th, 2008 from txt
- Note to self: if you ride your bike to the bike shop and leave it over night, then you have the joy of walking home.12:57 PM May 16th, 2008 from txt
- getting myself unprepared for orgo 2 round 27:25 PM May 11th, 2008 from web
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- Name paranoidandroid
- Location Gainesville, FL
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