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  1. @projectbluebox I'll remember that next time I feel overjoyed like I'm a Cretacious era bird-lizard killing machine. Which is every day. about 16 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to projectbluebox
  2. Where all my honey gone? Pooh Bear be cryin' about 16 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. Almost stood up from my desk with the intention of decrying myself as the reverse Jesus. However this is an inherently indefensible position about 16 hours ago from Seesmic
  4. @projectbluebox I was describing something as having the attributes of a velociraptor. about 17 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to projectbluebox
  5. 'velociraptorous' about 17 hours ago from Seesmic
  6. just got sent 7x$10 Coles Myer gift cards from a client for making some changes to their site. What am I spending it on, peeps? about 19 hours ago from Seesmic
  7. I'm pretty sure my last tweet was epic in it's irrelevance, but fuck, none of YOU say anything interesting either. 6:29 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  8. Grinding my teeth, it seems. I do this when I'm tired/stressed. I'm pretty sure I'm not stressed, think I'm just tired and fluey. 6:28 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  9. Babies. I don't fuckin' get it. 6:07 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  10. What are my chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with bigfoot? Very high, my friends. Very high. 5:15 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  11. every single one of these songs sounds the same 3:14 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  12. @kahlerisms I agree completely. She shouldn't be in public, pregnant women are creepy and gross 1:44 PM Dec 1st from twidroid in reply to kahlerisms
  13. Venga Boys? COME ON!? The collective musical tastes of everyone in this office that ISN'T me is bordering on that of the medically retarded. 7:50 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  14. Now the theme from Queer Eye is playing. Really? This is a song? It sounds like failure notes played on a disappointment-tar (think key-tar) 5:57 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  15. Brian Adams' "Everythng I do" just came on. Now, to be honest, what employer expects me to sit and listen to this aural diarrhea? I'm leavin 5:27 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  16. *music comes on in the office* Kilian: "What the fuck is THIS shit?" *checks playlist....* Kilian: "Ahhh, yeah should have known" 3:55 PM Nov 30th from Seesmic
  17. My apologies to the people of 68 Powell St. I've just thrown up on their nature strip. 5:34 PM Nov 29th from twidroid
  18. The rocking of the train home is making me very nauseous. Attempting to hold it together. 3 stops 5:16 PM Nov 29th from twidroid
  19. The end of days has arrived, and the fire and brimstone that will rain from the sky is first wreaking havoc with my intestines... *UGH*. 4:29 PM Nov 29th from Seesmic
  20. I'm gonna shut up now... *sleeps* 5:59 PM Nov 26th from Seesmic