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  1. The ASN video is available on iTunes in a day or so. Till then, here's a holiday selection a fan made that'll do:http://bit.ly/7r6Ib6
  2. Just heard my song at the dentist,so guess I'm a has been. career over. Now please enjoy my soothing sounds as you're polished and flossed.
  3. 10: Color TV? At least shoot the thing in black&white.ColorTV is a recent invention. Duh. Who was in charge of quality control on this show?
  4. 8:Computers?!?Elves with computers?! In the Cretaceous?Every1 knows that didn't happen til the Cenozoic. 9:there werent pink pine trees yet
  5. 5:pushing a car through snow in bare feet?no way.6-there were NO trains yet. 7: no reindeer yet either,Santa used triceratops on his sleigh.
  6. 3,Snow would have been extremely rare in the Cretaceous.Too rare to tape a tv show. 4,there wouldn'tve been elves yet. Santa used raptors.
  7. Just saw Flintstones Christmas..Okay,1,we didnt exist with Dinosaurs.2-Jesus'birth was 1000s of years after Fred.They need science advisors.
  8. Had dinner with Joan Rivers tonight,&my friend Peter Tilden. I wore a crappy old sweatshirt just to blow her mind. http://twitpic.com/tgixk
  9. 'Bout to talk to jay, he's gonna grille me.
  10. Gonna be interviewed on Leno tonight. Check it out.
  11. @Wildaboutmusic tell Shannon hey, and thanks for following. You coming back to LA? I need lunch. You need it less, but still.
  12. @countryamber snapped this pic right after the warehouse door incident. The sole proof of my adventure: http://twitpic.com/swfgr
  13. Oh and hey there Lil' agent Carlo.
  14. ..and as I run for the exit, oh how I long 4 the safety of the AmericanSaturdayNight tour. Sadly, that'll have to wait til January.
  15. We switch back,I walk out onstage,&evry1 boos! "Where's the REAL BP!" they yell. I tell them it's really me, as @andersa9 throws a bottle...
  16. @cntrynurse,@angelagail17,and@sbanders1 are captured! then I race back 2 the gig in @jennylewis1's ferrari,as @ericdtoomer is about2 encore
  17. I hear evil giggling,but I screw in the bulb,flip the switch and agent @nickbarbu(aka know-it-all) busts thru a window with agent@joshboyles
  18. ..but agent @Ryan_Ender leaps from the dark and tackles the evil henchman.I race into the buliding, it's dark, so I grab the lightbulb...
  19. I leap onto the roof, and see a door that takes small grey tokens to open it.I put a mentos in the slot,it opens!& @colbytimberlake lunges..
  20. A helicopter hovers over DQ piloted by @rogerpittman, as @sbanders1 escapes. I repel up and we see her run into warehouse with@Staceface82 .