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  1. Seth Green is genius in my 43rd viewing of "Can't Hardly Wait." Also in it: Jason Segel, Sara Rue, Melissa Joan Hart, Liv Tyler's voice.
  2. First J.Lo, now Kelly! Stumble-rama. I loved that she could laugh about it, though. Anyone think Osbourne will still win "DWTS"?
  3. I am watching "Steven Seagal: Lawman," episode one: "The Way of the Gun." Envy me!
  4. A girl has triumphed over awkwardness to be named America's Next Top Model! I wonder what my disability would be: Dark roots? My butt?
  5. Did you know that "Sons of Anarchy" is inspired by "Hamlet"? I feel classier watching it now.
  6. Looking at Kate Gosselin and Rihanna, I wonder: When will we stop punishing men with our hair?
  7. Any early reactions to "Lopez Tonight"?
  8. “It’s like doing peyote and sneezing slowly for six hours.” -- "Parks and Recreation's" Ron (Nick Offerman) on sex with his ex.
  9. Re: The “Mad Men” finale. I have questions, including: How great was it to finally see Joan wearing the pants? http://bit.ly/oKprJ
  10. Favorite Dwight quote from last night“Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. You’re thinking of deer penis.”
  11. Favorite line from "Gossip Girl": "He's drunker than Paula Abdul during Hollywood Week." Also, Chuck Bass should write a guide to life.
  12. Anyone watching "FlashForward"? I'm still hooked, intrigued by the "blue hand" clue, and haunted by the scene of John Cho singing karaoke.
  13. Oops. "They SHOOT Horses, Don't They?" This is a disturbing message out of context.
  14. Dance marathon tonight. I've never seen "They Kill Horses, Don't They?" Can someone synopsize for me in 140 characters?
  15. I'm feeling limber for the group mambo tonight. Anybody else watching "Dancing With the Stars"? Probably funnier on fast forward.
  16. What's the most humiliating way to exit "Amazing Race"? Stopping for a Porta Potty break? Losing your papers? Done in by a water slide?
  17. It would be wrong to link, but there was a historic catfight on last night's "Real World/Road Rules Challenge" between Tonya and Veronica.
  18. JUST caught the "All About Eve" homage on "Gossip Girl." Love! Wish Bette Davis could have guest-starred.
  19. Don't ask me how I know this, but if you do a Google image search of "adam's apple," five photos on the first page are of Ann Coulter.
  20. Maksim is back!! I would add another exclamation point, but I don't want to seem overeager.