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| Why do words like "nigger" or "retard" offend? I don't get angry when people call me cutie or honey. You are what you are. |
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| I've been told it's "too soon" for Weekend at Bernie Mac's, but South Park killed Chef two years ago. Formaldehyde doesn't preserve forever. |
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| Bennigan's may be no more, but their leftovers live on in my refrigerator. Literally. |
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| First there was "Shakes on a Plane" starring Michael J. Fox, next there will be Weekend at Bernie Mac's! |
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| Why the hell do I live in Houston when Austin is America's Hardest-Drinking City? 20.6% confess to binge drinking: http://tinyurl.com/6mvlz4 |
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| I just had a great idea for a movie sequel. This time it will fuse black comedy with reality. Weekend at Bernie's 3: starring ... Bernie Mac |
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| Bernie Mac is dead. But more importantly how the fuck did I miss this piece about a priest who strangles children? http://tinyurl.com/5exwnz |
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| Its been 1 year since "The Last Supper" & I'm starving. The 3 of us have agreed to an HtR reunion, but not a date. I blame RaY's homophobia. |
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| Quick English lesson: You "insure" your car. You "ensure" the insurance company received your payment. |
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| @martinsargent I like the new format of Internet Superstar. You're much better in small doses. |
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| If you're gonna start busting caps in nightclubs full of horrible rappers, please hold your weapon carefully with both hands & aim next time |
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| The best part of living alone is never having to wear pants. The worst part is having to put them on for female guests. Does that make sense |
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| Here is THE BEST review of Metallica's new album: "Death Magnetic is gay porn (for fanboys) set to audio." Don't even download this shit. |
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| If Al Gore created the Internet then Doogie Howser created the blog. He updated his Personal Journal at the end of each show. Think about it |
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| People who say "Fail" .. "FTW" .. "LOL" or "Blogosphere" should be flagged as terrorists and executed. This list is not yet complete. |
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| Have you ever noticed that gay men speak in a lispy high tone, and uber-geeks, like Gates & Mitnick sound like Kermit the Frog? Why is that? |
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| Goddammit. The "Sex and the City" DVD screener is out, and I'm gonna end up downloading it. I'm not gay. I swear. So help me God. |
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| "Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank God." Oh, wait. I don't believe in God. Nevermind. |
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| A great man/ninja assassin once said, "Life is like Vin Diesel. It's bald, and it's in a lot of bad movies." |
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