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POMP

  1. I'd wear an "I am Trayvon" t-shirt, but only on Halloween, and only if I was going as a dead black kid.
  2. Which is a better employee benefit: Getting paid to sleep on the job, or taking a shit on the clock?
  3. Check out the new project by Al Lock of @HatetheRadio internet fame: Dancer - The Weird Only Child Show youtu.be/yhWIUANQtrw via @THEWOCSHOW
  4. @staticvoidmain I met you years ago in Syracuse, NY. I loved Corporate Avenger so much I wrote my college thesis on the band. Any updates?
  5. Friends don't let friends balls go blue.
  6. Words cannot describe the loss of Heavy D, but hopefully this song lyric can... "Now that we found stairs, what are we gonna do..with them?"
  7. THIS JUST IN: The iPhone 4S is such a pile of shit, Steve Jobs allegedly dropped dead just to increase its success through sympathy sales.
  8. This guy is playing tennis with himself, but unfortunately he lost. yfrog.com/ki3s4hnj
  9. open.spotify.com/user/revpomp/p… Hippity Hop - The Wanksta Years
  10. When I read "Sent from my iPhone," I automatically assume "douchebag."
  11. I dont know if there's a Heaven or Hell & I haven't yet figured out the meaning of life. But I do know that Creed is a terrible fucking band
  12. Here's a domain name idea for any young entrepreneur who would like to snatch it up: UnusualBunts.com
  13. The Comfort Inn that Jani Lane was found in has a "Things To Do" list on their website. Strangely none of the suggestions are dropping dead.
  14. If you're not on Google+ yet, then you probably don't have any friends. This link will solve one of those problems: plus.google.com/_/notification…
  15. My FAVORITE part of @HoustonTaxi is being treated like an asshole for using a credit card! Yay for walking!!
  16. The 27 Club used to be cool. Now it's a gay bar.
  17. Amy Winehouse is dead at 27. Survivors include her mother and father, her older brother Alex, and 32 pounds of heroin.
  18. If you would like to see the same inane bullshit I post on Facebook and Twitter, then please follow me on Google+ at plus.google.com/11830796360670…
  19. Scientists identified a protein called WNT that restores gray hair to its natural color. I'm soaking my balls in it now. dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…