POMP
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If my job was like Wheel of Fortune, I'd go with the letters FN and BS.
2:39 AM Nov 15th
from web
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Sorry I haven't 'tweeted' in a while. I'm working on a song I call "Show Me Your Artava Dhatu." What rhymes with Artava Dhatu?
1:36 AM Nov 14th
from web
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There is no such thing as a "dick fart."
7:24 AM Nov 6th
from web
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I promise not to whack off on an Asian girl.
6:46 PM Nov 4th
from web
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If you don't want the garbage men laughing at your small penis, just unroll that condom a few more inches before you throw it away.
10:04 PM Nov 1st
from txt
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I'm thinking about starting a shelter for young women. If you were born in the late 80's or early 90's, and you have daddy issues. Email me.
8:50 PM Oct 23rd
from web
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@ NP. Not sure how long you'll have to wait. Google says "Invitations will not be sent immediately. We have a lot of stamps to lick"
5:32 PM Oct 23rd
from web
in reply to Alohalia
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@ Hahaha. Thanks for playing. Check your Gmail.
5:20 PM Oct 23rd
from web
in reply to Alohalia
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I have 20 Google Wave Invites to give away. @ me the dimensions of your mouth and/or asshole if you want one & your email address too.
5:14 PM Oct 23rd
from web
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Your mouth can't get AIDS, but my seed can
11:36 PM Oct 17th
from web
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If a girl pays you in "other ways" does that mean you're the prostitute?
11:09 PM Oct 17th
from web
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Guys, if you suck in bed or have a small penis ... Don't worry, just date younger less experienced girls. They don't know any better.
7:22 PM Oct 17th
from web
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The word "niggardly" in and of itself is not racist.
7:38 PM Oct 16th
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Columbus murdered children and now we have a holiday. We also have a brand new episode of POMP's Afterlife - Al Becomes A Man
9:09 PM Oct 12th
from web
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A brand new show I'm calling "Al Becomes A Man" has been recorded and edited. But I'm tired and lazy, so I'll post it in the next few days.
11:27 PM Oct 11th
from web
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I have discovered the fountain of youth. It was hidden deep inside a 20 year olds vagina.
1:30 PM Oct 11th
from Digsby
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@ I have a fog machine & about 1/2 gallon of "fog juice." I'd like to get the thing out of my house. So if you want it it's yours.
9:08 PM Oct 9th
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I wish there was a "Remove from Friends" button in real life.
12:08 AM Oct 9th
from web
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I guess if my neighbors can bust caps, and no one calls the cops -- then I can bump white music late into the night...
6:37 PM Oct 4th
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MySpace is so horribly ugly, I feel like I should down a 12 pack and try to fuck it.
7:26 PM Oct 1st
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- Name Scott Pomp
- Location Houston, TX
- Web http://pomp.us
- Bio Hi. I'm Rev. POMP. I used to be 1/3 of Hate the Radio. Now the 2/3 left is an occasional guest on @AmbushRadio and I do POMP's Afterlife at http://pomp.us
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