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PMonkey

  1. All you extreme right/left folks are either ignored or laughed at by the rest of us. You won't change the world. You are the jokes of it. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
  2. Weighed myself last night b4 bed and again this morning. I digested 3 pounds of food overnight. Thank you, Baconfest! about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
  3. I NEED to see Rock of Ages. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
  4. Why do I get the feeling that Jersey Shore Shark Attack will be better than the real show Jersey Shore (and it looks horrible)? about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific
  5. @MontiLee @GetGlue let me know how that one is. I wanted to watch it but wasn't sure if it would be good. about 4 hours ago via Twitterrific in reply to MontiLee
  6. @JeremyCShipp pineapple, strawberry, mango. I sometimes add orange or grapefruit, grapes, too. Only veggies I've tried are carrots. Yummy! about 5 hours ago via Twitterrific in reply to JeremyCShipp
  7. @TINBand Very nice! about 9 hours ago via web in reply to TINBand
  8. OK. Bacon is mostly out of my system now, making room for more bacon in the future. Like maybe breakfast. about 9 hours ago via web
  9. BaconFest was pretty cool. And yes, I'm still full. Butterscotch bacon pudding? Yes, please. #eattilyoupuke about 18 hours ago via Twitterrific
  10. @NiceGuyCliff and yeah, I only read horror comics. And not many. about 18 hours ago via Twitterrific in reply to NiceGuyCliff
  11. @NiceGuyCliff Probably not many but the one shot of her in her Black Widow suit, for about 5 seconds, is worth it. about 18 hours ago via Twitterrific in reply to NiceGuyCliff
  12. Sorry, JLo, but after seeing The Avengers, I'm totally in love with Scarlett Johansson's ass now. #awesomebadonkadonk 3:33 PM Jun 2nd via Twitterrific
  13. Home from San Antonio, where EVERYONE loves the Spurs. Apparently. 10:27 AM Jun 1st via Twitterrific
  14. I've never been a big fan of vomiting but I really need to uneat the burger, fries, and cinnamon pretzel bites I had for dinner. 5:10 PM May 28th via Twitterrific
  15. Throw 'artisan' or 'gourmet' in front of 'ice cream sandwich' and it's okay to overprice it. Morons will pay it. 7:55 PM May 27th via Twitterrific
  16. I love Unique Sweets but these hosts are going apeshit over sandwich cookies, like they haven't been around for 100 years. #pretentious 7:51 PM May 27th via Twitterrific
  17. I'm guessing that charging my phone next to an open bottle of SOBE water is a recipe for disaster. 6:56 PM May 27th via Twitterrific
  18. I suppose Arbor Day is the next holiday declared reason enough to blow up fireworks. Fucking ridiculous. 6:25 PM May 27th via Twitterrific
  19. @dicksp8jr @mishacollins was it a gay strip club? 'cause that could count as just one check. Two birds, one stone, all that. 6:22 PM May 27th via Twitterrific in reply to dicksp8jr