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PJohnsonWorks

  1. it's the new planking! goo.gl/cUf7Z
  2. @boonepickens + @drake just shared a discourse on capitalism. goo.gl/u9a2i
  3. @Etrain if it were really like old times, you'd be wearing pouka shells waiting in line to vote for Bob Dole.
  4. This would be amazing if it weren't about QR Codes. springwise.com/retail/seoul-r…
  5. BPD now into public shaming! RT @Boston_Police: Loud Party & Louder Mouth Lands 1 Behind Bars for Disturbing the Peace j.mp/L3U6bz
  6. @snarkycatNZ but i think they (meaning Shakespeare) actually wrote it as "coz"... This is the lamest conversation ever. I apologize.
  7. @snarkycatNZ you like that arcane Shakespearian irony? You're too well read for my puerile jokes.
  8. Leroy Jenkins, my once-upon-a-time fav meme, on another level. goo.gl/Zwj93
  9. If you use the word "Bloody", and you're not straight up visibly and audibly English, you're trying too way too hard, cuz.
  10. I'm at Pavement Coffeehouse (Boston, MA) 4sq.com/JrqaRy
  11. Dirk Nowitzki looks like a mentally ill marionette in the SportsCenter intro montage.
  12. #gameofthrones set it off.
  13. @edla guarantee it's better in our minds. Not enough chain in the foreshadowing, ifyouknowhatimsayin.
  14. First ball game with dad! Such a good girl. Let's go mets! @ Fenway Park instagr.am/p/LI7v36N1UX/
  15. @stevemarchese having written that simple word is what will forever define him as a bad writer.
  16. When your wife is on bed rest, and it's all on you, go buy a 3D, smart TV. Instant downtime. TV instagr.am/p/LGaZoDt1QQ/
  17. Wife on bed rest. Bad. TV dying while wife is on bed rest. Suicidal.
  18. @JoseLuisSF this shit is crazy responsive...
  19. I'm at Pavement Coffeehouse (Boston, MA) 4sq.com/JxoHPB
  20. @nomadkirani el faralito in the mission. Best burrito ever. And house of prime rib for steak.