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  1. Remember: if spite alone were an ethically sound motivation, Joe Lieberman would be a hero.
  2. Correction: Some angry people I know are not angry about the right things. Some of them are furious about a webcomic: http://bit.ly/7fcDiv
  3. Dear Postal Worker, please leave my bank statement in my mailbox, rather than on the stairs. Seriously.
  4. @stevenpinkerlol: well, NCAA athletes have very strict rules about taking gifts from those who might influence them. Congress, though...
  5. @stevenpinkerlol, @iammrbubs : if the preceding was not sufficiently clever, I apologize and will make amends next time.
  6. On campaign finance: it suddenly strikes me that we hold politicians to a lower conflict-of-interest standard than we do college athletes.
  7. Potential album titles: "I Spent Your Hush Money on Loudspeakers" OR "I Spent Your Hush Money on a Silencer" -- tricky decision.
  8. New York is best visualized as a collection of interconnected clown cars.
  9. The angry people I know, they`re angry about the right things. They`re just angry about a lot of other things too.
  10. Say, Chicagoans: anybody know of things going on New Year's Eve?
  11. Two-man luge: most homoerotic of all sports?
  12. Ah, this 2.5mm to 3.5mm headphone converter won't work because the sleeve is too bulky. Even the simplest things need hacking so often.
  13. Bushwick, 11PM: Smell of chickenshit, crash of aluminum shop-shutters, thunder of trains overhead.
  14. Hooray! Cell phone internet! Like the regular kind, but with fewer calories!
  15. http://bit.ly/4waWU3 Words fail me -- perhaps the worst offensive line play ever.
  16. @windmillchaser0: you know what you need to do: feverishly carve scav items from piles of mashed potatoes, Richard Dreyfuss-style.
  17. On John Darnielle: The manic gleam in his eyes for the line "busted safety catch" during "Going to Georgia" -- That was the high point.
  18. Hey look, a Mountain Goats show tonight. Guess I should go. Also, I should really keep an eye on these things.
  19. Blessed are the drunk, for they shall need it.
  20. Location: Chicago, tonight through Sunday.