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  1. @Braunger Hudson Hotel?
  2. #threewordsaftersex Suuuuure you did.
  3. #threewordsaftersex YOU stop crying.
  4. #threewordsaftersex "Alice" is on!
  5. #threewordsaftersex Ready.. aim... FIRE!
  6. Paper or plastic? #threewordsaftersex
  7. NICE! // RT @ReelQuinn: @PFTompkins ..and you kicked ass like Agnes Moorhead in the 'The Invaders'!
  8. After taking this photo I was chased by several tiny black helicopters! http://twitpic.com/ors1r
  9. Bare stomachs?! // RT @jmerriman: "Coyote Ugly" is on ABC FAMILY.
  10. @kleigh8 Yeah.
  11. @JamesUrbaniak If only Jesus had said ANYTHING AT ALL about what to do when you are offended by someone.
  12. @kleigh8 It was during ME.
  13. @DrLawyercop Come on-- you're plenty "super"!
  14. @Jason31480 it's the same series, but I only did the one episode. Sorry you missed it!
  15. @KatieeDid VH1 won't be bringing my version of the show back. That's all I know, sorry.
  16. @Jason31480 It aired last night!
  17. @Jason31480 I did have fun at the taping, thank you!
  18. @illbethesky Well, based on what you're saying, it seems like YOU do!
  19. @jdenmat Are you kidding me? How do *I* know I'm not an impostor?
  20. Buoyed by the return of TOTD. My favorite column! // RT @DanaJGould: Tattle Of The Day: "Daddy, Alice put pepper on the pencil sharpener!"