PBones
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How late does your girlfriend have to be before you're allowed to start seeing someone new? Because we said 7, and it's at least 5 after.
about 11 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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@ You son of a bitch.
about 16 hours ago
from web
in reply to Moltz
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Real artists boat.
12:29 PM Nov 22nd
from Birdhouse
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I think I'm going to start wishing poxs upon people's houses. Then when they get swine flu, I can act all smug.
4:40 PM Nov 21st
from Birdhouse
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I fastidiously put my birthday in all online registrations, in the hope that one day, one year, a faceless corporation will show it loves me
2:26 PM Nov 20th
from Birdhouse
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@ No one believes your blazer was magically stolen. Why not just admit that now, you know hooker blood doesn't come out of corduroy?
12:35 PM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to Moltz
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First up on my list of "Things I don't want to hear from anyone in the room while my dentist is preparing to fill a cavity":
"What's this?"
7:42 AM Nov 19th
from Birdhouse
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Sometimes I just want to start groping women's breasts, so I can feel something, anything.
10:42 AM Nov 18th
from Birdhouse
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I'm glad those three news vans were out on the street while I was running.
How else would I have known to check the web to see what was up?
4:17 PM Nov 17th
from Birdhouse
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@ Haha. I had not seen this. Link?
2:38 PM Nov 16th
from Twitterrific
in reply to IainDelaney
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In any reasonable society, the punishment for missing a 5 AM cab pickup would be capital.
2:36 AM Nov 16th
from Birdhouse
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If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd be DQ'ed - DNF.
10:09 AM Nov 15th
from Birdhouse
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The worst part about hanging a heavy mirror by yourself is getting to see how stupid you look hanging a heavy mirror by yourself.
4:18 PM Nov 12th
from Birdhouse
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Zombies would make great Buddhists.
What?! 'Braaaaains' is totally a mantra!
10:30 AM Nov 12th
from Birdhouse
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It seems that "best way to get over one is to get under another" thing is for women, not colds. So I licked all those doorknobs for nothing!
8:03 AM Nov 11th
from Birdhouse
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Well, the damned thing's almost over, and we still haven't settled on a name for this decade.
9:49 AM Nov 10th
from Birdhouse
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Does the Smart ForTwo come with a special case to hold your balls?
Haha! Kidding!
No, you have to turn them in to the dealer when you buy.
7:34 AM Nov 9th
from Birdhouse
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@ I've heard that if two Canadians get to a stop simultaneously, they remain stuck there - forever!
7:04 AM Nov 9th
from Twitterrific
in reply to damselesque
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You say "Thou Shall Not Kill" and point at your commandments. I point at your ugly face, with a gun, so who's high and mighty now, reverend?
4:49 PM Nov 8th
from Birdhouse
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If you need to spice up your tired sex life, wigs can help. It's like being with an equally unappealing woman, but she's got different hair!
5:15 PM Nov 7th
from Birdhouse
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- Name Paul Kafasis
- Location Just outside Boston, MA
- Web http://www.onefoo...
- Bio Rogue Amoeba's own Paul Kafasis
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