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  1. Appropriate music and video for today: Arthur Russell's "This Is How We Walk On The Moon" http://bit.ly/subYH
  2. @Mike_FTW http://www.flickr.com/photo... There a pool for these, or what?
  3. I don't know much about the Tour de France, but it's seems good that Lance didn't get the yellow jersey. That thing must smell vile by now.
  4. I'll put it to you simply, detective: I was minding my own business. The baby started it. I just ended it.
  5. @Mike_FTW Why the hell does @nick have your phone number?
  6. If I were god, when I said people were dead to me, boy, it'd mean something. *Poof!* *Poof!* *Poof! Poof! Poof!* *WHEEEE!*
  7. @jasonpermenter Not going to go with "FireFly #failedscifi"?
  8. @nevenmrgan I believe the proper abbreviation of here name would be @antixa, as with Xmas.
  9. @cteubner They're being followed by cameras. They know they're in an ad. Do you really think they don't believe they were going to get paid?
  10. The Laptop Hunter ads all state that if the subject finds a laptop, Microsoft will pay for it. So why are these idiots so fucking surprised?
  11. http://tr.im/sP18 I think if this shirt got made, I'd wind up in Hell. Of course, I'd have $500 to buy an AC unit, so it might be a wash.
  12. @seanhussey I can't tell if I want that ( http://tr.im/sP18) to be a shirt or not, but hey, I'll let the masses decide.
  13. I thought my main ho would be ok after I explained how my practice ho kept me in top form, sex-wise. She just got even madder! Women, right?
  14. I told a girl I was seeing that she was my main ho. Some girls just don't know how to take a compliment.
  15. @beep "Remember we're all morons"?
  16. @lonelysandwich What was an elephant doing wearing your pajamas?
  17. @FanEffingTastic I read that as "word problem", which I think is equally as true.
  18. Hills get a bum rap. "An uphill climb" is bad. "It's all downhill from here" is also bad. Have you forgotten sledding, ya lousy ingrates?
  19. @rands "Microsoft announced its plan to enter retail...when it hired Porter, a Wal-Mart veteran." "A Wal-Mart veteran" says it all, no?
  20. @KuraFire You've clearly put more thought into this name than they ever did. #ufoodgrill