PBones
- Appropriate music and video for today: Arthur Russell's "This Is How We Walk On The Moon"
http://bit.ly/subYH4 minutes ago from Tweetie
- @Mike_FTW http://www.flickr.com/photo... There a pool for these, or what?about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Mike_FTW
- I don't know much about the Tour de France, but it's seems good that Lance didn't get the yellow jersey.
That thing must smell vile by now.about 7 hours ago from Birdhouse
- I'll put it to you simply, detective: I was minding my own business. The baby started it.
I just ended it.about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
- @Mike_FTW Why the hell does @nick have your phone number?about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Mike_FTW
- If I were god, when I said people were dead to me, boy, it'd mean something.
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*WHEEEE!*9:27 AM Jul 19th from Birdhouse
- @jasonpermenter Not going to go with "FireFly #failedscifi"?1:01 PM Jul 18th from Tweetie in reply to jasonpermenter
- @nevenmrgan I believe the proper abbreviation of here name would be @antixa, as with Xmas.11:26 AM Jul 18th from Tweetie in reply to nevenmrgan
- @cteubner They're being followed by cameras. They know they're in an ad. Do you really think they don't believe they were going to get paid?11:24 AM Jul 18th from Tweetie in reply to cteubner
- The Laptop Hunter ads all state that if the subject finds a laptop, Microsoft will pay for it. So why are these idiots so fucking surprised?9:14 AM Jul 18th from Birdhouse
- http://tr.im/sP18 I think if this shirt got made, I'd wind up in Hell.
Of course, I'd have $500 to buy an AC unit, so it might be a wash.10:34 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
- @seanhussey I can't tell if I want that ( http://tr.im/sP18) to be a shirt or not, but hey, I'll let the masses decide.10:32 AM Jul 17th from Tweetie
- I thought my main ho would be ok after I explained how my practice ho kept me in top form, sex-wise. She just got even madder! Women, right?8:33 AM Jul 17th from Birdhouse
- I told a girl I was seeing that she was my main ho.
Some girls just don't know how to take a compliment.5:41 PM Jul 16th from Birdhouse
- @beep "Remember we're all morons"?1:58 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to beep
- @lonelysandwich What was an elephant doing wearing your pajamas?1:55 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to lonelysandwich
- @FanEffingTastic I read that as "word problem", which I think is equally as true.12:25 PM Jul 16th from Tweetie in reply to FanEffingTastic
- Hills get a bum rap.
"An uphill climb" is bad.
"It's all downhill from here" is also bad.
Have you forgotten sledding, ya lousy ingrates?10:26 AM Jul 16th from Birdhouse
- @rands "Microsoft announced its plan to enter retail...when it hired Porter, a Wal-Mart veteran."
"A Wal-Mart veteran" says it all, no?6:39 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to rands
- @KuraFire You've clearly put more thought into this name than they ever did. #ufoodgrill5:12 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to KuraFire
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- Name Paul Kafasis
- Location Just outside Boston, MA
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- Bio Rogue Amoeba's own Paul Kafasis
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