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  1. Never too early to start drinking some Personal Brand Restorer! 9:41 AM Nov 14th from web
  2. @93octane Sup brah, we gonna get all drunk or wut? 2:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  3. What?! You are all drinking and I'm not invited?! 6:16 PM Oct 30th from web
  4. @benmarvin Drink some PBRs brah. You don't have to be up for at least 6 more hours. Don't be a queer. 6:47 PM Oct 26th from web
  5. @yagermeister Your clothes... Give them to me now. 7:39 PM Oct 23rd from web
  6. Who's down for a beer enema? @drbadhands? 7:29 PM Oct 23rd from web
  7. DRINK WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! 7:26 PM Oct 23rd from web
  8. I predict that you will meet me again... In the morning... Coming out your ass... I'll be back. 7:09 PM Oct 23rd from web
  9. If you drink it, they will come. 3:44 PM Oct 23rd from web
  10. WHERE'S JACKALOPE JACKS, BITCHES. PUT ME IN YOUR STOMACH AND TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! 3:43 PM Oct 22nd from web
  11. 2027: Time travel is perfected. One lone can of PBR goes back to 2009 to stop the chain of progress that will lead to the end of the world. 3:42 PM Oct 22nd from web
  12. 2026: World War 3 begins. 3:42 PM Oct 22nd from web
  13. 2026: The world falls into great turmoil after the US and Mexico combine into one supernation. 3:42 PM Oct 22nd from web
  14. 2025: PBR leads the nation in alcohol sales. Premixed PBR margaritas are sold in every grocery store, gas station, and taco stand in the US. 3:41 PM Oct 22nd from web
  15. 2022: PBR opens a tequila plant in Texas. 3:40 PM Oct 22nd from web
  16. 2021: February 14 is legally changed from Saint Valentines Day to Saint Bell's Day of Taco Reckoning. 3:38 PM Oct 22nd from web
  17. 2020: PBR sponsors the election of America's first hispanic president. 3:37 PM Oct 22nd from web
  18. 2017: Alcohol enemas are banned. An underground following continues to drink this way. 3:34 PM Oct 22nd from web
  19. 2015: PBR enemas are introduced. 3:34 PM Oct 22nd from web
  20. 2010: President Obama drinks a PBR with nations leaders. 3:34 PM Oct 22nd from web