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  1. Photo: The Most Anticipated Piranha Movie of the summer is here. Piranha 3DD is out today on VOD & Theaters!... tmblr.co/Z_KVbyMZ0lJz about 1 hour ago via Tumblr
  2. Robot Legs and Vagina Piranha - See it all and more. Piranha 3DD is out today in theaters & VOD. Only $6 on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/movie/piran… about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I'll never be as cool as the guy w/ dreds who just rode by me on a bicycle while simultaneously reading a hardcover book & smoking a pipe. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Have you ever wanted to ask Danny Trejo (Machete) a question? He's coming into How Did This Get Podcast today. Ask Away. Use #HDTGMTrejo 9:02 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Hey Austin, don't B a dick. Come 2 ATX Fest w/ The League, NTSF:SD:SUV::, & Childrens Hospital Panels & Screenings. atxfestival.com 8:39 AM May 30th via web
  6. @JoelRusso That's Great! 8:12 AM May 30th via web in reply to JoelRusso
  7. Starting 2 question every romantic relationship I've ever had b/c I've never rappelled or bungeed anything w/ my lady. #bachelorette 9:13 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Anyone else think its total bullshit that Will Smith didn't record a new rap song about his adventures in Men in Black 3. #NeverForget 8:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Hey @TheRock - Just did 20 minutes on an elliptical #teambringit 9:54 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Bait Car is America's new Star Search 8:17 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad
  11. This is the only summer movie worth seeing, I wish it was real. tmblr.co/Z_KVbyM3NdVB 10:39 AM May 24th via Tumblr
  12. Trying out a new Delta service where we sit on the Tarmac for the entire duration of the flight before we take off. 9:06 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  13. The Marketing for Madagascar 3 is bananas instagr.am/p/LAwvTXzhkP/ 6:58 AM May 24th via Instagram
  14. Nothing disturbs me more than watching a grown man force a dog to lick him on his lips. 9:20 PM May 23rd via web
  15. Mission Easy #badprequels 12:30 AM May 23rd via web
  16. Bruce Banner T.A. #badprequels 12:29 AM May 23rd via web
  17. NTSF:SD:SUV:: gets animated! Look at our SD Comic Con surprise b4 someone makes us take it down. tmblr.co/Z_KVbyLxnCC_ 10:32 AM May 22nd via Tumblr
  18. @steveeearley Yes! 9:16 AM May 22nd via web in reply to steveeearley
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  • Bio I'm Andre on @theleaguefx, @NTSFTrent on NTSF:SD:SUV:: & I podcast w/ How Did This Get Made @Earwolf. Also I use furniture but don't trust it.
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