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  1. As the glossy horses prance by Merrion square I, waiting, see salutes being given to the gent with the topper
  2. Never see him again. Death, that is. Pa is dead. My father is dead. He told me to be a good son to ma.
  3. and he looked butty and short in his shirt.
  4. The last night pa was boosed he was standing on the landing there bawling out for his boots to go out to Tunney's for to boose more
  5. Pa was inside it and ma crying in the parlour and uncle Barney telling the men how to get it round the bend. A big coffin it was.
  6. The scrunch that was when they were screwing the screws into the coffin: and the bumps when they were bringing it downstairs.
  7. His face got all grey instead of being red like it was and there was a fly walking over it up to his eye.
  8. Uncle Barney said he'd get it into the paper tonight. Then they'll all see it in the paper and read my name printed and pa's name.
  9. I'm not going tomorrow either, stay away till Monday. I meet other schoolboys. Do they notice I'm in mourning?
  10. The blooming stud is too small for the buttonhole of the shirt, blooming end to it. I meet schoolboys with satchels.
  11. No Sandymount tram. I walk along Nassau street, shifting the porksteaks to my other hand. My collar springs up again and I tug it down.
  12. But the best pucker for science was Jem Corbet before Fitzsimons knocked the stuffings out of him, dodging and all.
  13. The best pucker going for strength was Fitzsimons. One puck in the wind from that fellow would knock you into the middle of next week, man.
  14. One of them mots that do be in the packets of fags Stoer smokes that his old fellow welted hell out of him for one time he found out.
  15. I turn to the right and on my right Master Dignam turns. Buttoning my collar down, I see the image of Marie Kendall, beside the two puckers.
  16. Master Dignam on my left turns as I turn. That's me in mourning. When is it? May the twentysecond. Sure, the blooming thing is all over.
  17. Myler Keogh, Dublin's pet lamb, will meet sergeant major Bennett, the Portobello bruiser, for a purse of fifty sovereigns.
  18. From the sidemirrors two mourning Masters Dignam gape silently.
  19. The window of Madame Doyle, stops me. I stand looking in at the two puckers stripped to their pelts and putting up their props.
  20. and they eating crumbs of the cottage fruitcake, jawing the whole blooming time and sighing.