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  1. Logo for the Village in new PRISONER looks a lot like Dane Cook's "Super Finger." Inauspicious.
  2. @ditzkoff jesus, was that really 18 tweets? I could have summarized the Dune Chronicles in 15
  3. @EvieN yeah, but was he involved in any MASSACRES? just hard to imagine anyone hearing abt that and being all "Ah, memories."
  4. Really? RT @hughhefner News of the bizarre massacre at Fort Hood, Texas brings back teenage memories of my basic training during World War 2
  5. Guaranteed spoilers, if you're into/not into that RT @GQdotcom The Box: Our Worst Movie Ever of the Week. http://tinyurl.com/y8euzxd
  6. @brettmartin I would like to subscribe to your newsletter AND TEAR IT UP IN FRONT OF YOU
  7. @ultragrrrl I'm not MAD mad. I'm irate. I'm Andy Rooney mad.
  8. @sfj I would have published my thoughts in newspaper form but I didn't have A MILLION DOLLARS.
  9. This has been A PREMATURELY OLD MAN GETS MAD AT A STORE. #rihannasforehead
  10. Eggers should get down here himself, straighten some shit out. Until then, I'm getting an N+1 subscription. And I think N+1 is stupid.
  11. I mean, really, how many people come in bugging you in their eagerness to buy the WHIMSICAL BROADSHEET NEWSPAPER per day? Two? Three?
  12. And it was like I was a huge dick for trying to do that.
  13. The bigger issue: I wanted to give them $16 for a WHIMSICAL BROADSHEET NEWSPAPER. I couldn't wait to do that. I was there WEEKS EARLY.
  14. I went into one Eggers thing that sells Eggers things and assumed they'd have another Eggers thing. Man, I should go fuck myself!
  15. But it's not like I walked into the Coke store and asked for a Pepsi, y'know?
  16. So OK-- I get that one's a writing ctr with a goofy retail component and one's a bookstore/publishing concern. I get that.
  17. ...Barnes & Noble. Yes!
  18. She asked the other guy, notgivingashit-ly. He said they didn't have it, and told me to try...(I swear, not making this up)
  19. (The nerve of me, right? Being IRONIC about MCSWEENEY'S!)
  20. "No, NOT REALLY," she says-- fucking ICE GRILL humorlessly.