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  1. Traveling a few days...won't be Tweeting much. Play Nice! Good Night, TWeoples!
  2. @lipdesign Just don't tell Sister Yanketta of the Holy Order of the Evil Empire.
  3. RT @bostongarden: Where's my misplaced squirtgun? <> C Heston holding it in his cold, dead hands.
  4. @politeracy LOL.... that was just too easy. G'Night!
  5. Wow! If we convert just a few more ppl to #RedSoxNation, the next census might get us a Congressman to rep us! @lipdesign
  6. RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Absodweeziloutely! <> Ur such a Moon Unit! :)
  7. RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Oh come on. Take the bait! <> *spitting out hook* & swimming away as fast as my little gills will carry me.
  8. Has Frank Zappa made a posthumous comeback on twitter tonite? @politeracy
  9. RT @lipdesign: @P0TUS U decide. I'm easy. Oh, U already know that. > LOL--will let that go cuz I'm really nice. Will few mill $ tide U over?
  10. RT @politeracy: @P0TUS Sending U Ltd. Edition @politeracy hand puppet 2 keep U snarkified. > I'm gonna b really nice and not run w.that...:)
  11. RT @lipdesign: @P0TUS I'm gonna have to DM you. <> Threat or promise? :)
  12. RT @Presley007: @P0TUS they don't call them Bloody Mary's for nothing..... <> Very good point.
  13. @politeracy Hey, a little sawdust never hurt anything.
  14. RT @vanessatx: @P0TUS eeww..I think I saw sum yellow snow in that snowball. *side eyes puppy* Puppy! *shakes fis in air* <> Zappa !
  15. @Presley007 ooooh... hate those "hurt like MoFo's".... I assume U treated with "liberal" amounts of medicinal libations?
  16. RT @lipdesign: @P0TUS Salary to match those "extras"? e.g., bodices, spandex, lunchables, foot rubs? <> Name ur price.
  17. @politeracy U've been tres disciplined about Tweeting lately....did U put urself on a timer? Miss ur consistent snark.
  18. @Presley007 It actually was pretty good, whioch is to say, everyone had some and said nice things. Just a little blood, for coloring.
  19. RT @politeracy: @P0TUS What happened with Jumbalaya? <> After cutting potcovers on tablesaw, and decorative carrot cntrpcs on router, GOOD!
  20. RT @vanessatx: *throws snowball @ P0TUS* <> "THWaaack!" *Rubbing snow offa neck*