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  1. Was that an earthquake? 12.13 pm 7:13 PM Sep 24th from web
  2. @andyblume I know where you were. I forewarn anyone I know to shut up once three o'clock arrives. 8:53 PM Sep 7th from web in reply to andyblume
  3. @andyblume Sorry what? Massive schlong? Where? 5:42 AM Sep 5th from web in reply to andyblume
  4. @FenstarDeLuxe Should I send straight male friends to your place for some crumpet? 7:37 PM Aug 31st from web in reply to FenstarDeLuxe
  5. @danielbowen The train took so long to stop, I wonder if there was much point to it stopping. 8:05 PM Aug 30th from web in reply to danielbowen
  6. @mortimerlang Great work on your house. Very nice indeed. 2:51 PM Aug 29th from web in reply to mortimerlang
  7. @FenstarDeLuxe I often catch the same tram, from Brunswick Street to QV. They might be noisy and rattle, but very comfortable seats. 1:54 PM Aug 28th from web in reply to FenstarDeLuxe
  8. I like the way Twitter is self cleansing. It auto gets rid of female followers with very low necklines. 7:38 PM Aug 26th from web
  9. @andyblume And what else you got? 7:32 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to andyblume
  10. @bsciacchitano Hope it was cheap, like around $30. 5:58 AM Aug 9th from web in reply to bsciacchitano
  11. I read about Twitter potential. Sounds marvellous. Can't be bothered. Can I suggest Twitter is mini blog? I like big fat blogs. 5:54 AM Aug 9th from web
  12. @scottsabode Ha, that happened to me in London too. I wasn't expecting it. 7:45 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to scottsabode
  13. @bsciacchitano Sickie from going to work later, just like I am doing. 7:42 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to bsciacchitano
  14. @andyblume Sounds like someone working up to a sickie to me. 7:20 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to andyblume
  15. @andyblume Thought it was you. It is important to catch up on old people's letters in the RACV mag 8:29 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to andyblume
  16. Cogs in paper shredder greased and it is working again. Not saying what I used to lubricate. 8:21 PM Jul 8th from web
  17. Paper shredder has failed to proceed. Have we worn out another one? 5:06 AM Jul 7th from web
  18. @andyblume I do prefer them to be kind of human like. 5:02 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to andyblume
  19. @awmalloy Probably is too young, but that ain't gonna stop you is it? 1:23 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to awmalloy
  20. Blown a head gasket for the first time ever. Ouch, that will cost. 1:21 AM Jul 6th from web