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OwninObrien

  1. @ScottMishler17, very well done on the Spanish video! Best video yet! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @phawkins21 I'll take an Oreo Cookie Blizzard please! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to phawkins21
  3. @chickmcgee1 "Hey Shooter! Just landed! No, I'm stuck out on the Tarmac, but I can talk!" about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chickmcgee1
  4. I did it momma! I'm graduatin tomorrow! about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Every event in my life will be classified as either before or after I tried the new Caramel Bugles. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Cheese has to be one of the top ten tastiest things ever made from bacteria. 11:52 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. The first person to bring me an Oreo Cookie Blizzard will receive one coupon redeemable for a free hug. Terms and conditions may vary. 10:52 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @myonlyweakness #firstworldproblems 9:30 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to myonlyweakness
  9. @kayy_bayybay Today was technically my last day, but I didn't go #rebel 11:45 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kayy_bayybay
  10. Stay classy ECA. 11:44 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @AmericanVito spell my name right. And it's true. #nohobo 5:04 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AmericanVito
  12. We're playing for the championship at 5! Let's go Eagles! 12:28 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. My weapon is loaded and ready to fire. #BombsAway instagr.am/p/LK2gZCxXDb/ 5:01 AM May 28th via Instagram
  14. @ScottMishler17 @cwonderly everyone knows that Marvel dominates in characterization, but the Batman movies go unmatched. 12:27 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ScottMishler17
  15. @CWonderly and Jake on your jet ski? 12:25 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CWonderly
  16. Let the 6 straight weekends of graduation parties begin! (I'm taking donations for gas money). 10:52 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @AmericanVito I just changed my name to intelligence. Thanks man! 9:32 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AmericanVito
  18. Fellow graduates, are we supposed to wear clothes under our gowns? 9:31 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Dalton Lemert
  • Bio Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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