OverlandParker
- We're one step closer to having a public healthcare option which will rid our country from drunk retweets from @.about 9 hours ago from Echofon
- Steven Tyler quit Aerosmith, whoever the Hell that is.about 22 hours ago from Echofon
- Date night would be a lot more fun without "What shoes should I wear? Do I look fat in these jeans? Why are you lighting my closet on fire?"about 22 hours ago from Echofon
- I can no longer take my 2 y/o through candy aisles because he points out Sweet Tarts to people by saying "Look, Re-Tarts".11:04 AM Nov 7th from web
- Exchanging every birthday present I bought my wife only sounds disappointing if you've never "accidently" thought your wife wore size small.7:03 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- I just read some of the most boring tweets in the world at this place called Hallmark.11:56 AM Nov 6th from web
- For my Wife's Birthday not only did I give her 16 more years of the child tax credit but I also gave her this: 8:24 AM Nov 6th from Echofon
- I regretted choosing to go get milk instead of give my son a bath, until I came home to find my wife cleaning poop out of the tub.6:09 PM Nov 5th from web
- I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on this golf course right now who doesn't own a weekly pill box organizer.1:42 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
- Every time I go to Google today I can't help but type the word "COOKIE" followed by 39 spaces & stare at it thinking "Look, he's eating it".9:11 AM Nov 5th from web
- Baseball is over, stop Tweeting about it. At this point anyone who doesn't already know that the Knicks won the Superbowl is an idiot.6:32 AM Nov 5th from Echofon
- Welcome to Maine, where only straight people can be miserable.1:45 PM Nov 4th from web
- Now that Ellen Degeneres is following me I'm pretty sure I'll be the first person to win American Idol by making intense goat noises.6:15 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
- I'm sick and tired of all these studio gangstas sayin' they from the street when I ain't never even once heard them mention Elmo.6:35 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
- Me: Be careful buddy, you almost poked me in the eye. Eyes are a very sensitive part of your body, can you say sensitive?
2 y/o: Shut Up.6:10 PM Nov 2nd from web
- @ Thanks for the compliment.4:26 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon in reply to edmunds
- Ford reported a surprising $1 Billion profit on Monday largely due to their strategy of buying GM vehicles & reselling them as toilets.6:19 AM Nov 2nd from web
- There's just something about trick or treating the night after Halloween that makes me feel like I'm just peeking through bedroom windows.8:10 PM Nov 1st from web
- It's only been one day since I carved a weird face into a pumpkin & I already miss it worse then Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.5:58 PM Nov 1st from Echofon
- I'm going to be rich once the word gets out that I woke up this morning living exactly one hour in the future.7:30 AM Nov 1st from Echofon
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- Name Michael Pierce
- Location Overland Park, KS
- Web http://www.michae...
- Bio I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better then you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.
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