OverlandParker
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Adam Lambert kissed another male performer at last night's American Music Awards, making it by far the most heterosexual part of the show.
about 19 hours ago
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Facebook is a great place to reconnect with past acquaintances and lie to them about how cute you think their kids are.
4:47 PM Nov 22nd
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Social Media dies a little more every time a "Guru" is self-proclaimed.
7:40 AM Nov 21st
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Oprah already has a new job lined up as a producer of her own network. Proving that the rest of America's unemployed workforce is just lazy.
9:43 AM Nov 20th
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Oprah is announcing that after 25 seasons she's quitting her show to spend more time at home with her beautiful wife Portia de Rossi.
5:11 PM Nov 19th
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Turns out that was just matted fur, my cat didn't turn into a transvestite after all.
4:49 PM Nov 19th
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Many believe Kansas head football coach Mark Mangino will be fired once an internal investigation concludes that he tried to eat the team.
11:04 AM Nov 19th
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In keeping with my goal of making my tweets equally offensive to both parties: I heard Barrack Obama has family ties to the Jonas Brothers.
7:16 AM Nov 19th
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Sarah Palin told Fox News that she supported profiling but in all fairness she thought that meant racism.
7:02 AM Nov 19th
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Johnny Depp now joins George Clooney, Brad Pitt, & Cher as the only people to win People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive twice.
10:40 AM Nov 18th
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Sarah Palin criticized Hillary Clinton's visit with Afghan President Karzai saying she didn't support big government controlling her quilts.
8:59 AM Nov 18th
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I'm watching a news report about new government guidelines that suggest women don't need to start getting mammograms un...SIDE BOOB!
8:06 PM Nov 17th
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I need to find the instructions for my Garmin GPS so I can change the accent of the lady's voice from British to Navaho.
4:50 PM Nov 17th
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Zack Greinke of the Kansas City Royals has become the 1st player in history to win the Cy Young while playing on a little league team.
11:31 AM Nov 17th
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Many buyers of Palin's book "Going Rogue" were disappointed once they realized it wasn't the Kama Sutra illustrated w/ Star Wars characters.
10:31 AM Nov 17th
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Turns out "I have" is an inappropriate response when the cartoon my son is watching asks "Has anyone seen my Mom's special box".
4:43 PM Nov 16th
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These toothbrush bristles are too stiff for my tender gum line, thankfully I'm at Target playing try it before I buy it.
4:13 PM Nov 16th
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During a speech in Shanghai this morning, President Obama said he welcomed a strong China & that their lucky numbers were 3, 8, 15, & 49.
9:35 AM Nov 16th
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You can lead a horse to a pitcher of water, but you can't make a pitcher of water bust through walls like the Kool-Aid Man.
4:06 PM Nov 15th
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These cold & rainy fall days are really peaceful when my son is sleeping.
12:14 PM Nov 15th
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- Name Michael Pierce
- Location Overland Park, KS
- Web http://www.michae...
- Bio I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better then you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.
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