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OverlandParker

  1. @jaseduke mainly camera+ 6:01 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jaseduke
  2. The most amazing part of today's eclipse was the seven step process it took to be able to barely notice it. 7:57 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. The lady next to me has skin like leather. It's really gross and makes me question why I even decided to sit in this cow pasture. 5:54 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. "We buy houses for cash, but only have enough money to put handwritten signs on random street corners." 12:43 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I thought this "Battleship" movie was going to suck until I saw that the trailer had Kid Rock's American Badass playing in the background. 7:56 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPad
  6. I'm sorry, but there is no way I'm believing all these "no chick with a lazy eye" match.com commercials. 7:51 PM May 13th via web
  7. Happy Mother's Day. Congratulations for not failing at the fundamental biological process of all known life. 7:09 PM May 13th via web
  8. These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, unless you mean some Uggs, then they'll just look like cankles on you. 8:53 PM May 12th via web
  9. I'm kind of freaking out because it's almost Mother's Day and I still haven't bought a gift for my childhood Nintendo. 7:55 PM May 12th via web
  10. I don't buy extra sensitive shaving cream because I refuse to talk to an inanimate object about my feelings. 8:45 PM May 11th via web
  11. I'd be much more inclined to vote on "The Voice," if one of the contestants was my mute button. 7:06 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPad
  12. Thanks for posting that crappy picture of the super moon, you never know which one of your Facebook friends lives somewhere without a sky. 6:50 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPad
  13. @NickadooLA @textinstagram Awesome. 3:22 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NickadooLA
  14. "..this is my cat sleeping, this is my cat sleeping another way, this is a sandwich, this is my other cat sleeping.." Instagram in text form 3:10 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Sure, son, paper beats rock, if you want to be illogical & blindly listen to rules made by the man to repress individuality & intelligence. 12:25 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Happy Seis de Mayo! Yeah, that's right, I just beat you at the game of speaking the date in Spanish. 12:05 PM May 6th via web
  17. Sorry, Moon... ask any woman and she'll tell you, 14% bigger doesn't mean you can all yourself "Super." 8:31 PM May 5th via web
  18. Avengers, assemble! Not you, not you, not you... ok, wait a minute, why is this just a bunch of grown men who live in their mom's basement? 7:58 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPad
  19. "This may sound kind of churchy, but..." Jesus 8:49 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPad
  20. A lot of men say they like Hooters "for the wings," but I'm not afraid to admit that I'm here to check out the curvaceous font on the menus. 3:23 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Michael Pierce
  • Location Overland Park, KS
  • Web http://www.Michae...
  • Bio I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.
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