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Otto42

@Ipstenu because of the existence of fake shrimp substitutes. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Ipstenu
@Ipstenu yeah, that's the part they struck down. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Ipstenu
@studionashvegas @syedbalkhi fixed width is the tool of the devil. I generally only can read fixed width blogs via rss. So much scrolling... about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to studionashvegas
@Ipstenu no, it throws it back to state laws defining marriage. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Ipstenu
@Ipstenu Bacon Salt. It's kosher. And delicious. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Ipstenu
JeffLee The coolest... Bill Murray declines autograph, stars in fan's short film instead ti.me/KoxmBC 8:36 PM May 30th via Tweet Button Retweeted by Otto42 and 1 other
@sabreuse @helenhousandi PBR is a beer with serious marketing issues. It is an exemplar of its particular style. 8:37 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to sabreuse
@helenhousandi it's a matter of getting the flow right. To be fair, I tried this in the bar I'm sitting in, with the owner, and a keg of PBR 8:35 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to helenhousandi
@technosailor @helenhousandi Don't judge me. I'm genetically unable to taste "bitter". Seriously. #proven. IPAs taste like soap to me. 8:34 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to technosailor
@helenhousandi Think of a cheap plastic handsoap pump dispenser. Yeah. It worked until it clogged. 8:32 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to helenhousandi
@helenhousandi We once tried something similar with PBR, hops, and a never used soap dispenser. Worked, for a while. #redneck #notkidding 8:29 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
@helenhousandi I approve, even though I dislike hoppy beers. 8:26 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
@trepmal @Ipstenu @andrea_r Hmmm. 5 down, 0.5 up, but I'm at the bar, on a cell phone. Pretty sure I have better at home. Need to upgrade. 8:21 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to trepmal
@reubenrock WordPress theme? Our support forums are great resources if you have issues. Or email me: otto at WordPress.org. 8:12 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to reubenrock
@reubenrock Themes are easy, verging on trivial. It's the first step down the path of lollipops and unicorns. #justsaying 8:07 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to reubenrock
@reubenrock Lies. My world is awesome. Embrace the dark side. ;) 8:05 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to reubenrock
@xentek *unfollowed* ;) (oh wait, I use lists.. Damn) 8:02 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to xentek
@reubenrock Welcome to my world. 7:47 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android in reply to reubenrock
@Ipstenu no, she still does shots regularly instead. No pump. 6:11 PM May 30th via Mobile Web from Memphis, TN in reply to Ipstenu
@Ipstenu true enough. Much simpler to just cut it out entirely. Easier to figure into your insulin dosages. 6:10 PM May 30th via Mobile Web from Memphis, TN in reply to Ipstenu

Name Samuel Wood (Otto)
Location Memphis, TN
Web http://ottopress.com
Bio Tech Ninja for http://audrey.co. I do random things like work on http://WordPress.org. Sometimes I make beer.