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  1. #literaryporn Jane Bare. The Knobbit. 3:02 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  2. @ViolaMaths #literaryporn A Tales of Two Titties. 2:57 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  3. Ooh ace Ventura in back of shot. 2:55 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  4. Good to see Nelson Mandela getting work. 2:54 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  5. I bet he drops the on the lift. Tool. 2:53 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  6. @ViolaMaths I'm a big fan of Pride and Prejudicks. 2:52 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  7. He even throws away the hero line. What a pillock! 2:51 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  8. @ViolaMaths Bad Boys II was written in pure testosterone. This was written in pure testes. 2:50 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  9. I've seen porn with better dialogue than this. 2:47 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  10. Also was Dirty Dancing written in crayon or in shit on a cell wall? 2:45 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  11. I am happy to finance a remake because imagining Dirty Dancing in my head with Anton DuBeke is making this more fun. 2:44 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  12. Dirty Dancing UK. Girl from London heads to skeggy Butlins, spends time shagging Anton DuBeke. Anton gives her a firemans lift. The End 2:38 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  13. Journey movies. Cool Runnings= terryfying bobsleigh run. Free Willy= epic release of huge mammal. Dirty Dancing= being lifted by a shortarse 2:25 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  14. @Shoegalsedgwick just a bit. 1:29 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to Shoegalsedgwick
  15. I've asked my MP to oppose student fee increases. Email yours too TODAY. It only takes 2 mins! : http://bit.ly/3smLoe #FOF #38degrees 3:43 AM Nov 26th from web
  16. @daraobriain buy a new Xbox 5:46 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to daraobriain
  17. @Shoegalsedgwick I think you'll find I bought you a slanket. My warming work is done!! 8:28 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Shoegalsedgwick
  18. @Shoegalsedgwick cheeky monkey 7:19 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Shoegalsedgwick
  19. Spotify Nandos adverts are officially mental!! 7:18 AM Nov 6th from web
  20. RT @tweetmeme Revealed: When Andrew Sachs MADE a prank call : News 2009 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide http://bit.ly/Yypjy 5:49 AM Nov 5th from TweetMeme