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OswaldHIV

  1. @irabrooker “Turn Me On” by Rotary Connection!
  2. Prometheus stole fire from the gods so he could flame broil his burgers.
  3. Just bit into a Whopper and found one of Ridley Scott’s fingers. That fu
  4. I have every AC/DC song stuck in my head at the same time. I never realized how much they sound the same.
  5. I used to be able to watch like twelve episodes of HIMYM a day, down to give or six now.
  6. Not having any money was shitty but I miss unemployment just the same.
  7. @BirdfluDracula Agreed
  8. @MartianJudge I struggled awhile to nail that one - it gets pretty hairy but it’s so satisfying.
  9. I know Silversun Pickups are generally kind of shitty but “Lazy Eye” remains one of the few genuinely great rock singles of the last 10 yrs
  10. @xelaranda ::suicides by eating my own dick too fast::
  11. Hey you know what else is big, red, and tastes like AIDSy bubblegum
  12. @BirdfluDracula Stallone's arm in twenty years on even more steroids
  13. @BirdfluDracula Oh veiny as hell bro
  14. @pizzapotzopotzo This is all I ever wanted from Twitter
  15. "We talkin' big red" NOTHING ABOUT MY DICK SRSLY
  16. Hey @pizzapotzopotzo bring home a roll of quarters if you want to see The Dick Show tonight and also so I can do laundry
  17. @MartianJudge @barefootjim @Pilgrim945 I saw a Molly Ringwald's boobs in a movie she did in the 90s, they were some pretty great boobs
  18. @Karatloz @pizzapotzopotzo I vary the amount of pubis so it's always a surprise
  19. @model4christ420 @Pilgrim945 @Karatloz I would imagine this is what it tastes like to kiss Catro
  20. @model4christ420 @Pilgrim945 @Karatloz I swear to god it has this distinct AIDSy aftertaste