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OswaldHIV

  1. @irabrooker “Turn Me On” by Rotary Connection! about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to irabrooker
  2. Prometheus stole fire from the gods so he could flame broil his burgers. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Just bit into a Whopper and found one of Ridley Scott’s fingers. That fu about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. I have every AC/DC song stuck in my head at the same time. I never realized how much they sound the same. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. I used to be able to watch like twelve episodes of HIMYM a day, down to give or six now. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Not having any money was shitty but I miss unemployment just the same. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. @BirdfluDracula Agreed about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to BirdfluDracula
  8. @MartianJudge I struggled awhile to nail that one - it gets pretty hairy but it’s so satisfying. about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MartianJudge
  9. I know Silversun Pickups are generally kind of shitty but “Lazy Eye” remains one of the few genuinely great rock singles of the last 10 yrs about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. @xelaranda ::suicides by eating my own dick too fast:: about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to xelaranda
  11. Hey you know what else is big, red, and tastes like AIDSy bubblegum about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  12. @BirdfluDracula Stallone's arm in twenty years on even more steroids about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to BirdfluDracula
  13. @BirdfluDracula Oh veiny as hell bro about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to BirdfluDracula
  14. @pizzapotzopotzo This is all I ever wanted from Twitter about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to pizzapotzopotzo
  15. "We talkin' big red" NOTHING ABOUT MY DICK SRSLY about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  16. Hey @pizzapotzopotzo bring home a roll of quarters if you want to see The Dick Show tonight and also so I can do laundry about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  17. @MartianJudge @barefootjim @Pilgrim945 I saw a Molly Ringwald's boobs in a movie she did in the 90s, they were some pretty great boobs about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MartianJudge
  18. @Karatloz @pizzapotzopotzo I vary the amount of pubis so it's always a surprise about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Karatloz
  19. @model4christ420 @Pilgrim945 @Karatloz I would imagine this is what it tastes like to kiss Catro about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to model4christ420
  20. @model4christ420 @Pilgrim945 @Karatloz I swear to god it has this distinct AIDSy aftertaste about 10 hours ago via Echofon in reply to model4christ420