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- Sorry, my bad, not "this guy," "this woman."about 1 hour ago from web
- If the cops knew that the car was on I-5, headed toward Mexico... they would have already caught this guy.about 1 hour ago from web
- Oh, silly twitterers. Half your Amber Alerts have the wrong plate # and/or state. Also, "I-5 headed toward Mexico?" C'mon.about 1 hour ago from web
- @alivicwil Not even remotely (re: "bloody") Seems to be more an Aussie/Brit thing.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to alivicwil
- Poll: Do you find the word "bloody" to be a swear word?about 15 hours ago from web
- Huh. Both #truth and #lies are trending right now. Very meta. Very philosophical. Very stupid.about 17 hours ago from web
- @CantCommit Thanks for acknowledging my jackass humor as, well, what it was. I do genuinely hope you feel better soon!about 17 hours ago from web in reply to CantCommit
- I'm kinda bummed I missed #TAM7 but, well, funding issues. Perhaps next year.about 17 hours ago from web
- @CantCommit Purple flying dinosaur grommet fleeble. Hacksaw truck blastcap? Beef pummel hayloft!?!?about 17 hours ago from web in reply to CantCommit
- Apparently, in airport terminal restaurants, chef knives are attached with cable locks. I learned something today! Thanks, Food Network!about 19 hours ago from txt
- Guess I've lived in Koreatown too long - "Young Dong Restaurant" didn't make me bat an eyelash.2:25 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Watching "Casino Royale." It's not altogether clear why things are happening, but at least they're happening prettily.12:22 AM Jul 11th from txt
- Only 5 days left until Bastille Day! I bet most of you are already making big plans.4:43 PM Jul 9th from web
- Ha! RT @darthvader Luke, I am related to you. In fact, I'm your dad. #1stdraftmovielines4:02 PM Jul 9th from web
- #wholefoods5 Donuts, bagels, swiss cheese, rigatoni. ...oh, sorry, I thought this was #holefoods53:46 PM Jul 9th from web
- Searching for #1stdraftmovielines doesn't produce any results. Other searches do work, though. What gives, Twitter?3:40 PM Jul 9th from web
- "It's a quick jaunt to Chicago, we have adequate fuel and tobacco, and inappropriate eyewear." "Let us proceed." #1stdraftmovielines3:27 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Cameron is such a tight-ass that if you placed something in his ass, it would be squeezed very, very hard." #1stdraftmovielines3:23 PM Jul 9th from web
- Hey, LA folks, it was nice knowing you: http://bit.ly/S0wjj2:35 PM Jul 9th from web
- "9 out of 10 drowning deaths could have been prevented if the victim had been wearing a life vest." *Only* 9?5:46 PM Jul 8th from txt
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