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  1. No, I only get the Kosher flu actually.about 10 hours ago from txt
  2. I want to get a yellow sign for my car that says 'Satanic Bible on board' just to piss off these church people.8:42 AM Nov 3rd from txt
  3. Thank a lot twitter! You make me hate my friends!9:13 PM Nov 1st from txt
  4. Pagan Holiday. You believe wine is Jesus' blood. I believe candy is the Devil's balls. It's all the same.7:57 PM Oct 31st from txt
  5. If I make a movie one day there WILL be a multiple murder montage scene to Mariah Carey's 'DreamLover'12:44 PM Oct 30th from txt
  6. Haha this guys pickup line 'I'm very romantic by nature so I live on a boat. I read, think, and play my flute'11:38 AM Oct 30th from txt
  7. @ApathyDGZ Yep came out Tuesday. Larry David is my ultimate asshole hero.8:57 PM Oct 29th from txt
  8. The Woody Allen Larry David film is great!8:52 PM Oct 29th from txt
  9. @chadmcclarnon Oh don't worry about that. It's just poor education.12:26 PM Oct 29th from txt
  10. @reppocs haha4:44 PM Oct 24th from txt
  11. Haha I just pictured myself carrying a baby with a briefcase handle on it's side.11:26 AM Oct 23rd from txt
  12. This girl asked me what my fantasy is. I said to shoot someone with a spear gun. She meant sexual.9:58 AM Oct 23rd from txt
  13. If my grandma dies I want to preserve her brain and install it in an oven. Half oven / half grandma = genius!7:29 PM Oct 22nd from txt
  14. @Treymc Woah look at the funny man!12:55 PM Oct 21st from txt
  15. To me cleaning my fish tank is like having sex with a 70 yr old woman. Think about it.12:22 PM Oct 21st from txt
  16. If you're a girl with a huge head you should not have sideburns too. Choose one or the other.9:02 AM Oct 21st from txt
  17. @JessePerry As soon as I get home - The Thing!8:15 AM Oct 18th from txt
  18. @JessePerry Man that sucks. What did u get through before that8:10 AM Oct 18th from txt
  19. Yea the sex and drugs were cool, but throwing lil parachute men off the 26th floor of my friends apt building was amazing!8:02 AM Oct 18th from txt
  20. I love my dad. We just walked into Blockbuster and he yells 'Hey where's your gay pirate movies?'10:15 AM Oct 15th from txt