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  1. No, I only get the Kosher flu actually.
  2. I want to get a yellow sign for my car that says 'Satanic Bible on board' just to piss off these church people.
  3. Thank a lot twitter! You make me hate my friends!
  4. Pagan Holiday. You believe wine is Jesus' blood. I believe candy is the Devil's balls. It's all the same.
  5. If I make a movie one day there WILL be a multiple murder montage scene to Mariah Carey's 'DreamLover'
  6. Haha this guys pickup line 'I'm very romantic by nature so I live on a boat. I read, think, and play my flute'
  7. @ApathyDGZ Yep came out Tuesday. Larry David is my ultimate asshole hero.
  8. The Woody Allen Larry David film is great!
  9. @chadmcclarnon Oh don't worry about that. It's just poor education.
  10. @reppocs haha
  11. Haha I just pictured myself carrying a baby with a briefcase handle on it's side.
  12. This girl asked me what my fantasy is. I said to shoot someone with a spear gun. She meant sexual.
  13. If my grandma dies I want to preserve her brain and install it in an oven. Half oven / half grandma = genius!
  14. @Treymc Woah look at the funny man!
  15. To me cleaning my fish tank is like having sex with a 70 yr old woman. Think about it.
  16. If you're a girl with a huge head you should not have sideburns too. Choose one or the other.
  17. @JessePerry As soon as I get home - The Thing!
  18. @JessePerry Man that sucks. What did u get through before that
  19. Yea the sex and drugs were cool, but throwing lil parachute men off the 26th floor of my friends apt building was amazing!
  20. I love my dad. We just walked into Blockbuster and he yells 'Hey where's your gay pirate movies?'