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  1. You know our cultures fucked up when people give their pets extra food because its thanksgiving. about 16 hours ago from txt
  2. Majik Most's hard to find CD+Dvd 'Molesting HipHop' is back in stock at UGHH.com. Only a few copies available! about 24 hours ago from txt
  3. My healthcare vision provider will not cover night vision goggles. Ridiculous! 4:58 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  4. 'When I get all mad and pissed / you couldn't get saved if cops came with formatted disks' 2:46 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  5. @Treymc Yay! do it! Embrace her like Paul Hogan in the end of the first Crocodile Dundee! 5:11 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  6. This girl said I'm like a skinny teddy bear with a go-tee! Creepiness the whole family can enjoy. 3:43 PM Nov 20th from txt
  7. @tevetorbes Happy Birthday mannn 8:56 AM Nov 20th from txt
  8. @CelphTitled Harvey Kietel kite sale might fail due to prevailing winds and light hail. 8:37 PM Nov 19th from txt
  9. @ApathyDGZ Harvey Kietel Kite Sale 8:32 PM Nov 19th from txt
  10. Go on google satellite you can see I'm balding. 6:47 PM Nov 19th from txt
  11. I just gave a scared kitten a bath by doing a beatbox for 20 minutes. 2:56 PM Nov 19th from txt
  12. @belcourt I heard I should see Antichrist on heavy narcotics. 8:43 AM Nov 18th from txt
  13. I just saw a sexy tall girl that was like 6'6. Her vagina is like a tree house. 8:58 AM Nov 16th from txt
  14. Ok muah 5:20 PM Nov 14th from txt
  15. If someone makes a dress shoe that looks like Robocops foot I will wear it. 12:53 PM Nov 13th from txt
  16. @reppocs I'm 100% sure u have the word rape set to auto populate on ur phone. 11:01 AM Nov 12th from txt
  17. Thought I was so cool with my hat on tonite. Now I have a full pimple mayan calender replica on my forehead. 12:13 AM Nov 12th from txt
  18. Im wearing a kangol hat. Somebody said I look like a gay painter. 'Paint ur body for a quarter sir (young english boy accent)' 7:49 PM Nov 11th from txt
  19. @reppocs Black people hate you. You are the George W. of comedy. Now get in there slugger! 6:02 PM Nov 11th from txt
  20. Why are people so lazy??! By people I mean women who don't seek out my hidden penis treasure. 4:17 PM Nov 11th from txt