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  1. You know our cultures fucked up when people give their pets extra food because its thanksgiving.
  2. Majik Most's hard to find CD+Dvd 'Molesting HipHop' is back in stock at UGHH.com. Only a few copies available!
  3. My healthcare vision provider will not cover night vision goggles. Ridiculous!
  4. 'When I get all mad and pissed / you couldn't get saved if cops came with formatted disks'
  5. @Treymc Yay! do it! Embrace her like Paul Hogan in the end of the first Crocodile Dundee!
  6. This girl said I'm like a skinny teddy bear with a go-tee! Creepiness the whole family can enjoy.
  7. @tevetorbes Happy Birthday mannn
  8. @CelphTitled Harvey Kietel kite sale might fail due to prevailing winds and light hail.
  9. @ApathyDGZ Harvey Kietel Kite Sale
  10. Go on google satellite you can see I'm balding.
  11. I just gave a scared kitten a bath by doing a beatbox for 20 minutes.
  12. @belcourt I heard I should see Antichrist on heavy narcotics.
  13. I just saw a sexy tall girl that was like 6'6. Her vagina is like a tree house.
  14. Ok muah
  15. If someone makes a dress shoe that looks like Robocops foot I will wear it.
  16. @reppocs I'm 100% sure u have the word rape set to auto populate on ur phone.
  17. Thought I was so cool with my hat on tonite. Now I have a full pimple mayan calender replica on my forehead.
  18. Im wearing a kangol hat. Somebody said I look like a gay painter. 'Paint ur body for a quarter sir (young english boy accent)'
  19. @reppocs Black people hate you. You are the George W. of comedy. Now get in there slugger!
  20. Why are people so lazy??! By people I mean women who don't seek out my hidden penis treasure.