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  1. @Ozreiuosn To be fair, you DID used to live pretty much next to the freeway, did you not?
  2. @panavatar Good thing he cleaned nearly everything BUT the oven, you mean?
  3. Alas, it now appears that USPS's attitude toward delivery confirmation has devolved into “it'll get there when it gets there.”
  4. So ingrained is Christmas anxiety that I'm constantly having mini-panics followed by mini-relief that, yes, already got that person a gift.
  5. Born in December means twice the presents. In other news, new lens! http://yfrog.com/4aevrhj
  6. @sfslim Except for color, one should expect no less from a beer called "Jelly Doughnut White."
  7. @charliejane Regarding a racial subtext: that certainly would explain why blue kittens on this planet are extinct.
  8. Very few methods can still prevent piracy. Among the best is being named after something far more popular.
  9. Some things in life I'll never decide: amusement or horror. Also, the cop car's number is 1111.
  10. Outside my house, police are arresting somebody. The yuppie dorm across the street is blaring the rave song "Everybody's Free."
  11. @cameo I saw LMdVB perform in Grace Cathedral 2 years ago! For awhile afterward, I kept hearing "normal" songs in different chromatic keys.
  12. Bison from Buffalo, who are intimidated by other bison in their community, also happen to intimidate other bison in their community.
  13. @metaphorge The double-blinds are so absent they might as well report my 7th grade science project re: the coolest catapulted action figure.
  14. @outofsequences Can we settle on it being "the chromatic keyboard," since piano can be rather too specific?
  15. This article, "You Fail Economics Forever" has taught me a thing or ten - http://is.gd/5pcPW (warning: TV Tropes, known time vortex)
  16. @DixieDLT I've always been a fan of the not-plainly-obvious, of uncommon knowledge & in-jokes. Therefore: a connect-the-dots tattoo.
  17. For someone born in December, I sure do like Christmas songs (cue: Surfin' Sleigh Ride) ♫ http://blip.fm/~huo11
  18. Man oh man, big thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birth-ay today. You remind me why I keep doing this.
  19. Railroad trains, abandoned buildings, and then a toy store. This friggin' unicorn is going down: http://yfrog.com/au80jj
  20. "Woot" is not a new word.