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  1. @goodinparts :-( about 7 hours ago from web in reply to goodinparts
  2. RT @FakeAPStylebook: sandwich - Not to be confused with a sand witch or "Sand Which?", Egypt's most popular sand identification game show. about 9 hours ago from web
  3. @vicardave bored in a lecture, found myself wondering how you & @bevmeldrum are doing? about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @MrsStephenFry had a long and dull conversation with a plumber yesterday - he was very draining about 9 hours ago from web in reply to MrsStephenFry
  5. @helentaustin ...lectures starting at 8pm, anyone? :-) about 9 hours ago from web in reply to helentaustin
  6. @helentaustin girls at home, hopefully children are sleeping & Mrs Ordinandy watching West Wing. I'm at a uni residential... about 9 hours ago from web in reply to helentaustin
  7. no good. brain has melted... about 9 hours ago from web
  8. @theOCsolution police can save money by employing officers on a p/t basis, and training them in house-breaking to support themselves about 9 hours ago from web in reply to theOCsolution
  9. in a lecture trying to define a reasonable answer to the question: "who is God?", but it is ok - I have a banana! about 10 hours ago from web
  10. @theOCsolution randomly plant land mines? about 19 hours ago from web in reply to theOCsolution
  11. @FostersUK no contest - the wedding planner, thankfully so bad I steered well clear of Gigli! #worstmovieeverstthrough about 19 hours ago from web in reply to FostersUK
  12. RT @fibrefairy: RT @sophianetwork: What do you say to an eight-year-old girl? http://bit.ly/6mklbX about 20 hours ago from web
  13. busy day, eldest dropped off at school, now need to pack, pick up a car, go to residential... and somehow try to write c.3,000 words! about 20 hours ago from web
  14. Malcolm the boilerman presently drilling a HUGE hole in one of our outer walls - in between cups of tea & talking about the youth of today 8:29 AM Dec 3rd from web
  15. @thirdway I trust these reviewers will be suitably mocked in the next edition? 8:09 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to thirdway
  16. @theOCsolution re: redunant red phone boxes - hand them out to bankers as the next round of bonuses? 7:34 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to theOCsolution
  17. @thirdway sorry, mine are bitten to the quick already 6:38 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to thirdway
  18. @theOCsolution How can we cheer up Arsène Wenger? 6:30 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to theOCsolution
  19. one of the best gigs I've been to for ages - more to see here too! http://bit.ly/5wrbZH #tragicallyhip 4:51 AM Dec 3rd from web
  20. @FostersUK I'd be an assistant cook in 'Under Seige', then I could hack off Segal's ponytail with a finely sharpened chef's knife 4:25 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to FostersUK