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Orchard_chris

@Pacasey Alright boss, didnt know you were a member of the twitterati!!! Unlucky on the national, you have enlm each way? 11:51 AM Apr 14th via Mobile Web
Just had a casual look at this old account and seen the additional text added to my piccy, nice 3:03 AM Mar 10th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
Add the Twitter Joke Disclaimer — http://twb.ly/cpom1w — Because you can't be too careful. #twitterjoketrial 9:22 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via Twibbon
I just tried to DM you @NigelSarbutts but I don't think you're following me any more *scratches head wondering what I did wrong* 9:13 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
Oh and keep posted as there is going to be a name change coming up. Gonna think about it over the weekend 9:00 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
Last afternoon in Orchard Towers. I've had a fantastic time here, hands down the best company I've ever worked for, thanks for the laughs :) 8:59 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
I think Paul could have done with this a few hours BEFORE his appeal being heard! #IAmSpartacus 5:37 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
@sophiebradshaw Please don't encourage @franisaholden by tweeting her links. It doesn't help 5:22 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to sophiebradshaw
I've just finished #KFCFriday ! I think somethings burst inside. I don't mind 5:01 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
Blimey, the CPS are going to be snowed under!! Want to follow # today? Then check this out #IAmSpartacus 3:47 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
@Rick_Turner Stop whinging and make a brew! 2:26 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to Rick_Turner
@NigelSarbutts @franisaholden I rezent that nd thrs know wai I,d mes up mi speling lick that. I iz well gud I a'm 1:29 AM Nov 12th, 2010 via TweetDeck
Orchardtweets Tonight: Cream Yorkshire Awards 2010 - Venue: The Mint, Leeds from 8.00pm http://bit.ly/c2BDDj brought you you by @TheDrum 3:23 AM Nov 11th, 2010 via web Retweeted by Orchard_chris
littlestormys Stormy pic #365. 101 days. A happy coincidence. Save a thought for the guys and dolls who gave their lives. http://twitpic.com/35tpnh 2:58 AM Nov 11th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Orchard_chris and 121 others
@orchard_alex I think that she secretly loves it/him 1:34 AM Nov 11th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to orchard_alex
@orchard_alex Wont belong till you wont be able to go anywhere without Cliff Richard blessing your ears. Frans a BIG fan 1:25 AM Nov 11th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to orchard_alex
@ben_cahoona I used to live about 40k from there. The kebabs in Holland are nothing like the shit we get here. You're gonna LOVE 'em!! 7:55 AM Nov 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to ben_cahoona
scottderrickson 1.Go to Google Maps 2) Click Get Directions 3: Type Japan as starting point 4) Type China as ending point 5) Go to # 43 on the directions 9:11 PM Nov 7th, 2010 via web Retweeted by Orchard_chris and 3824 others
@Rick_Turner Can you please translate the note. I am unable to make it out?? 5:24 AM Nov 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to Rick_Turner
@franisaholden Don't worry Fran, I've moved onto stage 3 of the #plan and he doesn't even realise it! It won't be long now. Muskrat! 4:58 AM Nov 10th, 2010 via TweetDeck in reply to franisaholden

Name Chris Jones
Location Manchester UK
Bio Marketing recruiter based out of the North West, living in Manchester. Love the city, love the people, love the scene!