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  1. @maltpress I'm not sure they don't put crack or something in that stuff. Can't get enough. Oh, hang on. It's caffeine isn't it...
  2. @maltpress Well that picture came as even more of a surprise than the crown-poking-through-a-cloaca which I read your tweet as meaning.
  3. @maltpress If it's long overdue another 3 days is irrelevant.
  4. @maltpress I think that's me out of ideas.
  5. @maltpress Delete every other paragraph, reduce kerning and line spacing, print double sided (pages=/=sides), put everything in superscript
  6. @JudgeJoey They're making a fortune on that. The components are worthless.
  7. @maltpress you think that's special managed to run off a load of lecture notes on tracing paper earlier.
  8. @maltpress surely that should be 'may I..' ? :p
  9. *realised he just gave "have you tried turning it off and on again" as genuine tech advice*
  10. @maltpress tried restarting the hub?
  11. @maltpress ISP refreshing your IP?
  12. Having an afternoon of the Sneaker Pimps and Mogwai. High chance of productivity getting interupted by finding myself listening to the music
  13. Need to leave b3ta alone and finish this chapter dammit
  14. Struggling to make any impact on the chapter I wanted to finish this week. Bumcakes. Radio 4 talking about piles and periods not helping.
  15. Packing for fieldwork tomorrow. Where would you hide a pair of walking boots?
  16. @maltpress Radio 4?
  17. One of my friends is going to have a baby in a couple of months. Is it wrong to put 'Lies to tell small children' in an encyclopedia jacket?
  18. @maltpress I want a break down of how many new follows, and how many of them are gay sex shops you receive after that last sentence
  19. @maltpress tis worse than usual this year though - funding crisis means they're not even replacing the dead ones.
  20. @maltpress not til Christmas. Then I'll be an unemployed rock doctor staring down the barrel of the oil industry.