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  1. @JTX Benjy can be my houseboy and cook for me. I will have lots of treat, all the time. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to JTX
  2. @alittlepregnant Julie's math skills > flu + Charlie 8:33 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to alittlepregnant
  3. (And if Twitter really must ask "What's happening?," would it be too much to expect them to mix it up a little with a "Wha hoppen?") 4:28 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. "Stellllllaaaaa!" (Artois, that is.) That's what's happening, Twitter, if you must know. 4:27 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. Yep. When's the last time anyone hit you head on? RT@ebertchicago On the whole, the other drivers on the road do an amazingly good job. 4:03 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. Proud of yourself for solving the Jumble in a few short minutes? Tyler takes seconds. RT @thatpuzzleguy @OrangeXW: Four-second Jumble today. 9:21 AM Nov 20th from web
  7. @devivo Squirrels have chewed the hard plastic exterior parts of my car, by the windshield wiper well. What is the squirrel's purpose? 7:56 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to devivo
  8. @devivo My mechanic was horrified last year when he discovered that wires in my engine had been chewed by rats. #cityliving 7:48 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to devivo
  9. RT @raypride: RT @wilw: I wish Oprah had decided to end her show on December 21, 2012. 5:32 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. *sigh* The TV show was called "What's Happening!!" If you want to be hip, you need to punctuate hiply. 9:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. Carolina Panthers vs. Miami Dolphins = so much teal and turquoise, it maketh the eyes burn. 5:51 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. .@Crosscan "hehe hehe" is best reserved for discussions of gay men out on double dates. 5:18 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. @DebAmlen You're in line for a midnight movie, right? HA HA HA HA HA! 4:46 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to DebAmlen
  14. As my friend Trip says, "Hehe is a gay couple." So you could write, "I liked that 'Brokeback Mountain' movie, hehe." 3:53 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. CLARIFICATION: "Heh," "hah," "ha," and multiples of "ha" are fine with me. It's the "he" that drives me bonkers with its wrongness. 3:31 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. RT @EditorMark: RT @theshortladders: I heard a lady thought LOL was 'lots of love'. She counseled grieving relatives and was closing tex ... 3:23 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. Don't like Twitter's new Retweet function? Use TweetDeck to get more sophisticated RT ability. TweetDeck automatically shortens URLs, too. 3:22 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. @ebertchicago I too am concerned that David Lynch's windstorm has spirited Sarah Palin away. 3:20 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to ebertchicago
  19. ATTENTION, EDITORS: Will you join me in deploring "hehe"/"he he"? I am strictly a "hee hee" girl. "He" is a pronoun, not a laugh. 3:19 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. Heh. RT @FakeAPStylebook In a double entendre, write a figure of speech so it can be taken in two ways--from the front and from the rear. 3:14 PM Nov 19th from web