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  1. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Some proper state abbreviations are Miss., Tenn., Mass. and Calif. Why? 'Cause fuck the Postal Service, that's why.
  2. @divekatie "Are you Salvadoran? No, wait! Thai! No, wait. Chinese, right? Am I right?"
  3. @JTX Yay! Benign?!? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Whoo hoo! I am so relieved! That's the best news I've heard all day! (More exclamation points!!)
  4. 31/32. Curse you, not-the-Hawks! RT @sporcle: Behind the Names: NFL Edition: http://bit.ly/3PRITb
  5. Today, I'm thankful for a new Barbara Kingsolver novel, "The Lacuna." And also: H1N1 shots.
  6. RT @bemoresmarter: The blog about Wednesday's NYT crossword puzzle is up and features a shout out to @OrangeXW. http://is.gd/4Svtz
  7. 29/30 for me. Missed the middle Asian one. RT @sporcle: Smallest Countries by Continent: http://bit.ly/2vGHzP
  8. @alittlepregnant I think by "tubes" you mean "seductive, dark, invisible, undulating, moist pathways."
  9. Ooh, I love me some Sporcle. RT SandyDavenport remind me to block sporcle on my computer. #blackholeoftimewasting
  10. RT @ebertchicago: Current totals at @SarahPalinUSA: 11,698 followers, Zero tweets. Sort of like the election
  11. Am I the only one who sees a resemblance between Wanda Sykes & Meryl Streep? It's their cheekbones & lips.
  12. Been waiting in line for 2 hrs for H1N1 shots. The end is nigh!
  13. @alittlepregnant You had me at merkin. What's your preferred laundering technique?
  14. @ebertchicago My kid's got a classmate whose Asian parents named him Windy. After the Windy City, perhaps?
  15. @JTX Where are you getting the vaccine?
  16. .@rexparker Yay, Klahn! Brutalized, shmutalized. Bob's a kittycat.
  17. Just called my husband's BlackBerry twice so he could find it. Turns out it was under his butt on the couch. #finderoflostloves
  18. #FollowFriday Here's a list I compiled from my lovely followers/following: http://bit.ly/2ivFPW
  19. @Crosshiker Drop and give me 20 (crosswords).
  20. @Fritinancy Re: RT policy: What if the orig tweet is 140 chars not incl the name? Will TweetDeck still have RT edit flexibility?