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  1. Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate
  2. If a relationship, or a person does not bring you peace...thats all you need to get out.
  3. Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
  4. How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
  5. It is hot in Austin -- 103 on my car temperature gauge!
  6. Jesus is coming! Look Busy.
  7. The best exercise is to reach down and lift someone up. Zig Ziglar.
  8. Got to love those people profiting from Swine already!
  9. All true wisdom is found on my T-shirts.
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  12. Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
  13. If you lose your temper, you’ve lost the argument. UNless you knock the person out, in which case you win
  14. Give your spouse a compliment today- a genuine appreciation for something they do.
  15. Getting ready to travel to Pensacola for Breakfast Club meeting with some clients. Marketing the old way.
  16. The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
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  18. I want you all to talk to me at once so i can tell the voices in my head to leave me alone
  19. I want to put my sexy picture up it wont let me
  20. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?