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  1. Hola Twitter, I've been gone a while.
  2. I think the kids poured a drink into the keyboard. The quick red fox jumped over the lazy dog. Hmm, so far so good.
  3. Got a request to join another company. The pay would be less, but the commute would be less too. Gas is almost $5 a gallon. Hmmmm.
  4. So there's a new Dungeons and Dragons version out. It calls to me. I want my wife to play. I want my 7-year-old to play. So sad.
  5. Hot Jesus, my wife is back from her trip! HALLELUJAH
  6. Straight vodka. I never drink. That's how bad.
  7. Tomorrow my wife returns from her trip. I've had two kids and crunch time at work. It's been grueling. We must never divorce.
  8. Woke up to a flat tire. I have two young children with me. Told AAA: Come change my tire, but I'm super super manly.
  9. @skydaddy Yeah, I just looked at it again. It seems to require a lot of effort. Searched for "Grzmplplx," didn't find anything. Whew.
  10. WAIT. I want a plurk invite. It's like Tumblr, and Twitter, and essentially not new. But it's got a GUI!
  11. Okay. So what is Plurk? There should be a Learning Annex course for all this crap.
  12. Currently reading "What Happened" by Scott McClellan. One of the saddest books I've ever read.
  13. The Mars Phoenix lander is online. I wish there were better coverage of this in the news.
  14. Saw "Apocalypto." Over-the-top violence and suffering, but I liked the recreation of cultures you never see in movies. Is there an art book?
  15. Listened to a podcast for a while, found out it was made by people I've known for years. Never put them together. Huh.
  16. What?! Fair Game on PRI is CANCELLED? I hate this with the fury of a billion exploding suns!
  17. Pessimism: http://tinyurl.com/5t8k46 It seems to me the US has been a lot worse off than this. America is about solving problems. Chin up.
  18. @busymom6 re: commando at the PTA. Yes, that's just one of our many plans. We're learning that PTA can mean Extra Crazy
  19. awkard moment for my wife...another PTA mom woke her up while she was in her jammies, then told her, "You need to wear undergarments."
  20. No government stimulus check yet, a week overdue. I wonder if I'm on the no-fly list as well.