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  1. Fan On The Street: On The Orioles’ Hot Start onion.com/N8rtuk about 12 hours ago via Onion News Stream
  2. MLB Unsure Why It Ever Agreed To Hold League-Wide ‘Teeny Tiny Boy Shorts Day’ onion.com/KlkYVi 8:10 AM Jun 2nd via Onion News Stream
  3. Emmitt Smith Admits Sometimes He Still Flashes Back To Those Two Years Of Uninspired Play That Ended His Career onion.com/KmW2fr 12:35 PM Jun 1st via Onion News Stream
  4. Orioles: We Have Enough Talent To Win 5 More Games This Season onion.com/LOZRW9 10:50 AM Jun 1st via Onion News Stream
  5. Greatest Team Anthems onion.com/KE7LVW 10:20 AM Jun 1st via web
  6. NBA Arrested For Marijuana Possession onion.com/Llltdo 7:54 AM Jun 1st via web
  7. NEWSWIRE: Team USA Devastated After Home Depot Refuses To Let Athletes Take Time Off For Olympics onion.com/M253cg 2:28 PM May 31st via web
  8. NEWSWIRE: New Vikings Stadium To Forego Retractable Roof For Individual Fan Domes onion.com/LNIJnj 10:47 AM May 31st via web
  9. To Break Slump, Rickie Weeks Chewing Increasing Amounts Of Tobacco, Gum, Sunflower Seeds, Pine Tar All At Once onion.com/LgvFns 2:52 PM May 30th via web
  10. Big 12 Agrees To Annual Bowl Loss Against SEC onion.com/M3cBhF 12:05 PM May 29th via Onion News Stream
  11. SPORTSWIRE: Quaint English Village Bulldozed To Make Room For Quaint English Olympic Village onion.com/MVxSZM 11:19 AM May 29th via web
  12. Jim Harbaugh Insists Michael Crabtree Has Best, Most Lickable Hands In NFL History onion.com/MCPsPR 12:35 PM May 28th via Onion News Stream
  13. Nation Mesmerized By Spurs' Dazzling Pass-Screen-Pass-Shoot Brand Of Offense onion.com/KTFkjp 11:05 AM May 27th via Onion News Stream
  14. Shane Doan Wins NHL's Byron Pepys Trophy For Tying His Skates The Tightest onion.com/KTEy6a 1:35 PM May 26th via Onion News Stream
  15. Michael Phelps Apologizes To Nation After Tasting Subway For First Time onion.com/MCGW3g 7:35 AM May 26th via Onion News Stream
  16. SPORTSWIRE: Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate onion.com/MCFwFM 6:05 PM May 25th via Onion News Stream
  17. Phoenix Coyotes Pretend Homeless Drifters At Greyhound Bus Station Are Fans Welcoming Team Home onion.com/KTEaUZ 4:05 PM May 25th via Onion News Stream
  18. Wrigley Field Supporters Propose Tearing Down Rest Of Chicago onion.com/KgpkuN 10:05 AM May 25th via Onion News Stream
  19. SPORTSWIRE: Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site onion.com/KDsd4n 2:35 PM May 24th via Onion News Stream
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