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  1. Sometimes I feel like no one shares my sense of humor. 8:15 AM Nov 28th from web
  2. My cat sleeps in the most bizarre positions. 6:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. I got an interview to be a children's librarian in Albion. It's a big-kid job. I am a little unsure of this... 2:45 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. This morning we had a sub. The kids constructed several 4 foot long paper airplanes. The sub "didn't notice." Fairly impressed. 5:13 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. Someday I will have money. Right? 6:31 PM Nov 15th from web
  6. I am in a bidding war on Ebay..? Never saw that one happening. 7:21 AM Nov 14th from web
  7. The last time I went to Cobo Hall I was going to see Bob Seger. Now I'm going to take my teacher certification test. Life has changed. 6:27 AM Nov 14th from web
  8. I might be becoming a cat lady...? Oh well. Didn't really have much direction anyway. 7:25 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. I'm now a cat owner! 2:33 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. Tomorrow I am taking a pre-planned mental health day and I feel just terribly guilty about it. 4:00 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. @pbergquist Really? I never know what to do when I'm driving and it rains. I always get confused and freak out. Need those. 8:22 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to pbergquist
  12. I live in a nice house. I have a huge yard, a nice deck and a cute kitchen. And I never leave this futon. 5:30 PM Nov 3rd from web
  13. "Miss L, are you thinking about Taco Bell again!?" 6:19 PM Nov 2nd from web
  14. I'm planning some writing lessons based on Pearl Jam's "Wishlist." Excited! Also, we're writing about old photos next week. 6:02 PM Oct 31st from web
  15. @jeffreyDFeys That's exactly the reason. 4:49 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to jeffreyDFeys
  16. @theherocc I'm pretty sure it's compulsory to keep your keys on a carabiner if you ever worked at any kind of summer camp. 1:01 PM Oct 31st from web in reply to theherocc
  17. It is so hard when students fail. 5:01 AM Oct 31st from web
  18. Good thing I fake-graduated from college and am now going to a fraternity function. Everything I do is ass-backwards. 1:33 PM Oct 24th from web
  19. I unabashedly laugh at my students, and I don't care if it's unprofessional. They're hilarious. 1:32 PM Oct 24th from web
  20. "Miss LAWrence, I need inSHAWRance!" - child today 1:37 PM Oct 21st from web