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OnimusPrime

  1. Sign on the turnpike for Philadelphia...304 miles about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Didn't we just get to Pittsburgh? Very fast weekend about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. The Phillies better come to play this summer 2:54 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Philly beats Pitt #whatsgood 10:07 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Playing wiffle ball with TWO arms this year in the burgh 8:46 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Great to be back with all these psu losers I'm friends with 8:30 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Props to @Luda_Trish for her driving skills on this road trip #Pittsburgh 6:34 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @AlliSuperPowers next time??! I'm in Pittsburgh this weekend 5:55 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlliSuperPowers
  9. @AlliSuperPowers bet that puddle in the ATL is deep enough to swim in by now haha 5:52 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AlliSuperPowers
  10. "we're not in delco anymore" - Trish 4:59 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. This small town is in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania and we're so out of place it's unreal 4:46 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I only wanna be with you #greatsong 4:06 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. T minus 5.5 hours til arrival all you pittsburghers 1:26 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @Luda_Trish yeah it doesn't make me sound as tough as I actually am 11:08 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Luda_Trish
  15. It's been over a year since my freak bike riding disaster #cripp #timeflies 9:43 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Necessary Wawa trip before I enter Sheetz land this weekend 8:29 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Cmon espn...grading nba's stars fashion styles should not be on sports center #getittogether 7:48 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name DAVE
  • Location Philadelphia, Pa
  • Bio I hope life isn't a joke because I don't get it.
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