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  1. @leahcreates Oh. So it's just a 'dogs in, stuff out' lifestyle you seek? Very zen!
  2. @leahcreates But...didn't your dog like destroy your whole house?
  3. Yeah, whatever. I'll blip it a million times. ♫ http://blip.fm/~h71qe
  4. @wordvenus So, what you're saying is: a couple of scotches AND a nice meal? Egad!
  5. @granulac Wow, my mind is blown. Concurrent releases, I say.
  6. @wordvenus Hm...scotch condoms, eh? I'm with you; getting drunk is better. But then, date rape. My life is complicated.
  7. Aw, motherfucker. No @RiverRunBkstore trip for me today. SOMEONE forgot to pay his car insurance.
  8. Going down to @RiverRunBkstore tomorrow after work to take care of xmas bidness. You probably should do the same.
  9. @kaistarr So, yeah, they don't like me much. My immediate family is kind of apathetic.
  10. @kaistarr My extended family is all conservo-trons. I'm much more of a use-your-fucking-brain-unequivocal-human-rights kind of guy.
  11. @LaurenMaeO It is definitely something. I had forgotten about the WBC.
  12. Treats for the gerbils, out-of-cage time for the chins, beer for da.
  13. @wordvenus Why, yes!
  14. @wordvenus Just like a compelling woma...nevermind.
  15. Kerry Edwards 4 lyfe. RT: @wigu: Here is a new http://www.overcompensating.com/ entitled "The Naming of Things".
  16. @LaurenMaeO That and about 1500 miles at any given time.
  17. @LaurenMaeO I can dig that. Sorry, dude. Much support via the tubes of the internet.
  18. @wordvenus Man, don't I, though? I am a classy as hell date.
  19. @LaurenMaeO Um, hello, booooooze.
  20. By drinking scotch and spending time with compelling women like yourself, of course.