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  1. RT @Zaius13 I went to the church pot luck, but I don't think anything actually had pot in it except for the brownies I brought. 5:36 PM Oct 19th from web
  2. My three year old just brought me a beer without me even asking, which TOTALLY makes up for the prior 1205 days that he didn't. 5:56 PM Oct 13th from web
  3. RT @CranberryPerson ^^^ 5:56 PM Oct 13th from web
  4. RT @navanax I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas. 3:24 PM Oct 8th from web
  5. RT @badbanana Swine flu won't really hit home with me until Magic Johnson gets it. 6:33 PM Sep 9th from web
  6. RT @baileygenine Oh my god this is such a horrible picture of me, hold on while I post it on every social website with that as the caption. 9:21 PM Aug 27th from web
  7. RT @luckyshirt Can God make a Pocket so Hot He can't eat it? 7:31 PM Aug 21st from web
  8. One thing I will say for camping, it makes you appreciate the years of human adaptation it took to ensure that we never have to go camping. 9:11 PM Aug 17th from web
  9. RT @Moltz ^^^ 9:11 PM Aug 17th from web
  10. RT @MODAT It's all fun and games until Catwoman uses your dick as a scratching post. 9:44 PM Aug 16th from web
  11. I like to dress up like a Domino's delivery guy and go into Pizza Hut during peak, and pretend to deliver pizza to the workers. 8:44 PM Aug 12th from web
  12. RT @GPappalardo ^^^ 8:43 PM Aug 12th from web
  13. RT @theduty no, ma'am. I'm not stalking you. I'm just watching you. ...always. 8:52 PM Aug 10th from web
  14. RT @justinjewell Saturday night's alright for fighting. Sunday afternoon's alright for dressing open wounds and finding wallet. 3:20 PM Aug 9th from web
  15. RT @GPappalardo When getting out of my truck after lunch, I like to be pulling my pants up, so people think I made the most of my time. 8:47 PM Aug 5th from web
  16. WPLR is doing a radiothon for the Tommy Fund [helps kids w/ cancer] Call 877-87-TOMMY or http://wplr.com/radiothon/ & Please RT!!! 6:55 AM Aug 5th from web
  17. RT @srslainey My cousin built a motorcycle. He used to eat toothpaste. 7:55 PM Aug 3rd from web
  18. RT @thedayhascome I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow. 12:01 AM Aug 3rd from web
  19. RT @Zaius13 I only wear hats that I'm certain would hold ALL of my vomit. I'll never be embarrased by low volume caps and beenies again. 8:21 PM Jul 29th from web
  20. RT @cleversimon I probably shouldn't have spent my last $20 on beer, but that's Future Simon's problem. Fuck that guy. 11:38 PM Jul 24th from web
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