Going to sleep so I can be the office slave I am when I wake up.
about 8 hours ago
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Just fed my beardie some crickets. It's a slaughter in there, I say! A slaughter!
about 9 hours ago
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@Corruptor Ha! Maybe not ass to mouth, but I need my Starbucks fix once in a while!
about 9 hours ago
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ass to mouth #scariest3words
about 9 hours ago
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Starbucks announces bankruptcy #scariest3words
about 9 hours ago
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McCain wins election #scariest3words
about 10 hours ago
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Nice to see everyone discussing Keating Five. It's about friggin' time.
about 11 hours ago
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Dexter was great! I can't wait for next week!
about 12 hours ago
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Stoned and ready to watch my favorite serial killer - Dexter! Last week's premiere was kickass! I love this show!
about 13 hours ago
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Home from work and tanned. Just placed the massive order of stuff for my beardie's new terrarium. That lizard better love me.
about 13 hours ago
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Waiting for the impending doom that is my boss.
about 17 hours ago
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@mashable I think he's watched Top Gun too many times. Or maybe it's an infatuation with Tom Cruise, one of the celebrity "elite".
about 18 hours ago
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I just realized that I will be working with Jabba tonight, which means I'll be working for two people and getting paid for less than one.
about 18 hours ago
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Oatmeal cookies, I am going to fuckin' eat you.
about 19 hours ago
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@zakblogs I align more with Ron Paul to be honest. I wish he was registered as a Libertarian which he IS rather than a Republican.
about 19 hours ago
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@zakblogs I don't align with Obama's platforms for the most part. Broward always goes Democrat, so if I vote party, it won't matter.
about 19 hours ago
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@SirWumpus That blinking was so annoying! And with all that makeup piled on her face, she'd do great in porn... transsexual porn!
about 19 hours ago
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Luckily I have a vagina or I'd be called "sexist" for calling Palin out on her bullshit... I mean horseshit
about 19 hours ago
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