OneHoboWine
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Alright Pinterest, you make a compelling argument: "girl internet" can be pretty cool from time to time.
1:26 PM Jun 1st
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Also - I would totally motorboat her sweet, bountiful, Nubian rack if I ever got the chance.
7:48 AM Jun 1st
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I was just referred to as a "baller" by a coworker. I assure you, I am no such thing.
7:46 AM Jun 1st
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Delving into stuff the genius I'm replacing used to maintain. Judging by the convoluted functions, guessing he's been fucking with bosses.
2:25 PM May 31st
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@ To be fair, she's been lookin' pretty good lately.
7:25 AM May 31st
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in reply to twinkiebeyond
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I think I'm going to buy some knockoff watches. Yes - watch"es". That's how cheap they are.
7:24 AM May 31st
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Oh joy!
11:40 AM May 30th
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Spent a significant portion of my day so far organizing. This inbox is clean.
10:07 AM May 30th
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RT if you enjoy getting table-side service at Whataburger
3:02 PM May 29th
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I want pineapple.
7:55 AM May 25th
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@ There's a Canadian version? What's the difference, it's somehow polite?
9:43 AM May 23rd
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in reply to MMD
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Dudes and chicks with black hearts and diseases souls like me - Cards Against Humanity is back on . Get it. Now.
9:34 AM May 23rd
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@ @ @ Well, I suppose he does wear some pretty hipster hats. That probably should have been a sign.
7:29 AM May 23rd
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in reply to twinkiebeyond
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@ @ @ Then that one's not for you. Skip to Common. Or is he hipster, too?
7:24 AM May 23rd
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@ @ @ I think that one's actually mainstream...
7:20 AM May 23rd
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@ @ @ How odd. I would not have considered The Rolling Stones as "Hipster".
7:04 AM May 23rd
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in reply to twinkiebeyond
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Interrupted song listening 3 times. Now on Spotify it looks like I listened to Best Coast 3 times. I think that makes me a loser.
1:18 PM May 22nd
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I don't know what's happening in my guts right now, but I know I don't enjoy it.
12:25 PM May 22nd
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@ It was pretty sweet. And a little spicy.
11:04 AM May 22nd
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in reply to davebirds
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@ Then I guess I'm not an android. Lentils, man. Woof.
11:01 AM May 22nd
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in reply to twinkiebeyond
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- Name OneHoboWine
- Location The Effin' Moon.
- Web http://www.aarons...
- Bio Boobs are pretty great. We should all go out an get a few dozen.
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