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OneHoboWine

  1. Alright Pinterest, you make a compelling argument: "girl internet" can be pretty cool from time to time.
  2. Also - I would totally motorboat her sweet, bountiful, Nubian rack if I ever got the chance. #titties
  3. I was just referred to as a "baller" by a coworker. I assure you, I am no such thing.
  4. Delving into stuff the genius I'm replacing used to maintain. Judging by the convoluted functions, guessing he's been fucking with bosses.
  5. @twinkiebeyond To be fair, she's been lookin' pretty good lately.
  6. I think I'm going to buy some knockoff watches. Yes - watch"es". That's how cheap they are.
  7. Oh joy! twitter.com/OneHoboWine/st…
  8. Spent a significant portion of my day so far organizing. This inbox is clean. #productiveslacking
  9. I want pineapple.
  10. @MMD There's a Canadian version? What's the difference, it's somehow polite?
  11. Dudes and chicks with black hearts and diseases souls like me - Cards Against Humanity is back on Amazon.com. Get it. Now. #evil
  12. @twinkiebeyond @thunderbunny37 @pushnasty Well, I suppose he does wear some pretty hipster hats. That probably should have been a sign.
  13. @twinkiebeyond @thunderbunny37 @pushnasty Then that one's not for you. Skip to Common. Or is he hipster, too?
  14. @twinkiebeyond @thunderbunny37 @pushnasty I think that one's actually mainstream...
  15. @twinkiebeyond @thunderbunny37 @pushnasty How odd. I would not have considered The Rolling Stones as "Hipster". #songbigot
  16. Interrupted song listening 3 times. Now on Spotify it looks like I listened to Best Coast 3 times. I think that makes me a loser.
  17. I don't know what's happening in my guts right now, but I know I don't enjoy it.
  18. @davebirds It was pretty sweet. And a little spicy.
  19. @twinkiebeyond Then I guess I'm not an android. Lentils, man. Woof.