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OneHelluvaDame

  1. At Yankee Candle with @jalbertbowdenii and @scotroseyaboat. I am not drunk enough for this. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @wallybert They weren't as horny as I'd hoped. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to wallybert
  3. Dealing with park rangers tonight and seeing a tick up close for the first time has really killed the appeal of outdoor sex for me. about 16 hours ago via web
  4. @ScotRoseYaBoat @notkierson You guys, it was disgusting. He nibbled it WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME. I CANNOT. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to ScotRoseYaBoat
  5. @notkierson @ScotRoseYaBoat I gave his ex that nickname because he looked like Verne Troyer. Nothing more, nothing less. #ButImStillHorrible 2:50 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to notkierson
  6. @wallybert You can just check the Internet for those. 12:00 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to wallybert
  7. Second day in the apartment and my neighbors have seen me topless and drinking OJ from the carton, so I'd say we're all right on track. 11:51 AM Jun 2nd via web
  8. @DeannaMarieRVA Ugh, agreed. I got super bro'd a few years back and I'm not sure I ever recovered. 10:18 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to DeannaMarieRVA
  9. @P_Gardner 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0km16n… 9:20 AM Jun 2nd via web
  10. @RevJonB GASP! I will! That's pretty damn awesome. 8:23 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to RevJonB
  11. @ScotRoseYaBoat #HeWillNeverUseThatTongueAgain #MostlyBecauseMyPeriodAcidWillCorrodeIt #HYYYYSSSSSSSSSS #ThatsTheSoundsOfBurningTongue 8:04 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to ScotRoseYaBoat
  12. @ScotRoseYaBoat Well, let's see if he finds my used tampon in his mouth acceptable. 8:00 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to ScotRoseYaBoat
  13. @RevJonB I need to see that. The Revolutionary War is kind of my jeau - I spend many a weekend at the Yorktown Battlefields. #NerdAlert 7:59 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to RevJonB
  14. Hilarious Samantha Irby on women in the friend zone - "You Are Not His Girlfriend: How to Know When You’ve Been Bro’d": jezebel.com/5914608/you-ar… 7:59 AM Jun 2nd via web
  15. @Showstopper_SH @thehulkster WORD, brothers. 7:55 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to Showstopper_SH
  16. @ScotRoseYaBoat Who Twitter assaulted you?! 7:55 AM Jun 2nd via web in reply to ScotRoseYaBoat
  17. Hey, everyone in this 7-11 who wants me to put on pants - you're not the QUEEN. 7:41 AM Jun 2nd via web
  18. @SheWolfPhilly @milkglassheart It's what we do. newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2011/02/rdr3_4… 6:15 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to SheWolfPhilly
  19. @L_Michalski Oooh. I like your style. 6:13 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to L_Michalski
  20. @milkglassheart @SheWolfPhilly Woman, you're basically my personal folk hero. 6:08 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to milkglassheart