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Sunday's letters/ News-Press.com Taxpayers left to wonder what legislators smoke behind closed doors... mee.bo/FQKidG 11:43 AM Mar 18th via Meebo
What's the funniest thing that happened at your superbowl party? Two of my lady friends wound up doing pushups on the floor. 12:35 PM Feb 6th via web
Be on the lookout for Captain, a green and yellow Amazon parrot that sings arias. Has anyone looked for him backstage at the Met? 7:33 AM Nov 29th, 2011 via web
In the Final Analysis, 23 percent of Americans believe that President Obama was born in Kenya… http://goo.gl/fb/zMTvl 1:54 AM Jul 22nd, 2011 via Google
Sorry Donald, I've Got to Trump You: Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style… http://goo.gl/fb/XxIWU 12:26 PM Apr 11th, 2011 via Google
I'm looking for love in the ole' salt shaker: http://healthland.time.com/2011/04/07/why… http://goo.gl/fb/5FJnL 12:56 PM Apr 8th, 2011 via Google
Don't Miss the Naples Authors and Books Festival This Weekend: http://authorsandbooksfestival… http://goo.gl/fb/uTX8Q 8:58 AM Apr 4th, 2011 via Google
First Day of Spring: The otter slinks past my window, tail curled high, in a salute to the… http://goo.gl/fb/0pK4P 8:58 AM Apr 4th, 2011 via Google
Southwest Florida Book Festival-- See You There!: Southwest Florida Reading Festival Festival… http://goo.gl/fb/hKnvq 7:39 PM Mar 18th, 2011 via Google
See you Saturday at the Southwest Florida Reading Festival http://cocowire.blogspot.com/ 9:33 AM Mar 18th, 2011 via web
The Caped Superintendent Myth Plagues Schools: How are we going to solve the education crisis… http://goo.gl/fb/nlwzC 5:59 AM Mar 10th, 2011 via Google
Goodwill - the new Saks?: Recession-era reverse snobbery it may be, but these days it’s just… http://goo.gl/fb/WwYh8 9:38 AM Mar 6th, 2011 via Google
Wonder is our need today, not information: So said Elia Kazan, actor director, playwright… http://goo.gl/fb/YB4UO 9:38 AM Mar 6th, 2011 via Google
Athlete Wannabe Dips Toe in Plasma Injection Pool: There I sat in a hospital bed staring at a… http://goo.gl/fb/eF7jt 9:07 AM Dec 20th, 2010 via Google
One Bank Robber Jailed: Just why our Bank Robber was in jail by nightfall, I can't say for… http://goo.gl/fb/p2HA0 8:13 AM Dec 10th, 2010 via Google
You know it's been a hard night when the covers made a 90 degree turn on the bed! 7:09 AM Dec 10th, 2010 via web
Here's a creative touch in policing: At 5:30 p.m. Wednesday the 911 dispatch for the Lee Co… http://goo.gl/fb/Lsf4H 4:50 AM Dec 9th, 2010 via Google
911 Call from Lee Co FL Sheriff's department alerts my neighborhood of a bank robbery and describes suspect. Now I call that service! 3:07 AM Dec 9th, 2010 via web
Uncle Sam Wants You, Mr. & Mrs. Rich: In a pragmatic move that has offended many in his own… http://goo.gl/fb/wFS4B 8:05 AM Dec 8th, 2010 via Google
You know times are hard when the nuns are buying stained glass at Home Depot. 10:30 AM Sep 5th, 2010 via web

Name Sara Williams
Location San Juan Islands, WA
Web http://www.sarawi...
Bio Mystery novelist, author of One Big Itch, The Serenoa Scandal and The Don Juan Con