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  1. RT: @fuggirls: Hey, Dubai? You can keep her if you want! http://tinyurl.com/mv8ewq
  2. God, that poor girl. http://xrl.us/be5n5m
  3. @dcthomasson Then it must be something YOU said.
  4. I lost 23 followers overnight. Was it something I said?
  5. I just signed 60 autograph books. "May all your wishes come true! Aladdin" Don't ask.
  6. I need to lay off the wine.
  7. The Illinois Amish Interpretive Center wants me to follow them on Twitter. Does anyone else find this a little odd?
  8. RT: @redeyechicago: Can't decide where to go for lunch today? You could leave it to chance. Seriously. Check this out. http://su.pr/1LYfcw
  9. A handsome man grilled me burgers last night. We're talking real grilling - fire, coals, an old Weber grill. None of this propane crap.
  10. RT: @michcoll: The 15 Most Annoying Movies Yet to Come Out in 2009 http://tinyurl.com/nldvcl
  11. My lunchtime entertainment - http://bit.ly/Xybwl
  12. Sad news ... http://dlisted.com/node/33066
  13. @voenixrising Actually, yes. I love the dentist.
  14. ... fighting back tears of rage ...
  15. @lucasmire It may have been a little more perfect if I'd left a little wine at the bottom of the bottle. Oops.
  16. Last Night: Bottle of wine, Coraline on DVD and the new Jordin Sparks CD. This Morning: Headache.
  17. Want an "increase in human happiness and social stability?" http://online.wsj.com/artic...
  18. Her face is still intact. My soul, however, is not doing so well.
  19. Please grant my the strength not to rip the bitch's face right off.
  20. Those kinky Germans! http://bit.ly/JDL3s