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OmeedLarki

  1. IT WAS THE TERMINATOR WHO WAS IN MY GARDEN. HE TWEETED ME TO TELL ME!
  2. @ItsGinaAllen I was attacked by a bear on the way home and he mauled my legs off. He also did a wee on my head. Sorry :(.
  3. I'm an idiot, I need to go to sleep. I'm too hyper though. Eff.
  4. Also, please don't kill me/ hurt my family. We have nothing of value.
  5. Someone sneezed in my garden. IF YOU'RE A BURGLAR, YOU'RE NOT VERY QUIET.
  6. Anyway, goodnight to you, you, you, and you, but not you.
  7. I bet he was singing about his penis.
  8. I was trying to sleep but had that song stuck in my head so felt the need to tweet the lyrics.
  9. JUST THE TWO OF US, WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY!
  10. #MentionSomeoneYouLove Mark Hoppus.
  11. @LauraGrant_oxo oh, it actually could be! It keeps making me cough constantly. It better go soon!
  12. Refresh limit, you fucker.
  13. If you like the film Donnie Darko, I will like you.
  14. “@UberFacts: Eating pickles regularly can double your risk of developing esophageal cancer.” WHY TELL ME THIS?!
  15. @andiejae Has she swallowed a harmonica?