OmeedLarki
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IT WAS THE TERMINATOR WHO WAS IN MY GARDEN. HE TWEETED ME TO TELL ME!
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I swear I will not kill anyone.
about 6 hours ago
via TerminatorBot
in reply to OmeedLarki
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Tries to cough to cover up fart. Vomits and shits.
about 6 hours ago
via HootSuite
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@ I was attacked by a bear on the way home and he mauled my legs off. He also did a wee on my head. Sorry :(.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ItsGinaAllen
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I'm an idiot, I need to go to sleep. I'm too hyper though. Eff.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Also, please don't kill me/ hurt my family. We have nothing of value.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Someone sneezed in my garden. IF YOU'RE A BURGLAR, YOU'RE NOT VERY QUIET.
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Anyway, goodnight to you, you, you, and you, but not you.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I bet he was singing about his penis.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I was trying to sleep but had that song stuck in my head so felt the need to tweet the lyrics.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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JUST THE TWO OF US, WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY!
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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It is morally unacceptable to dislike Mark Hoppus.
about 7 hours ago
via web
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Mark Hoppus.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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ADTR are and always will be one of my favourite bands
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ oh, it actually could be! It keeps making me cough constantly. It better go soon!
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to LauraGrant_oxo
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Refresh limit, you fucker.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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If you like the film Donnie Darko, I will like you.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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“@: Eating pickles regularly can double your risk of developing esophageal cancer.” WHY TELL ME THIS?!
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Has she swallowed a harmonica?
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to andiejae
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As my late grandad used to say...
"I'll be there in ten minutes."
about 8 hours ago
via sickipediabot
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- Name Omeed Larki
- Location Eastbourne, England.
- Bio Omeed. 18. Eastbourne. England. ADayToRemember. Blink182. PierceTheVeil. Weezer. EscapeTheFate. FallingInReverse. OfMice&Men. RiseAgainst. Skrillex.
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