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  1. @ComcastBill Correct. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to ComcastBill
  2. @ComcastBill Anything that requires an internet connection (chat, twitter, and mail clients) all work fine, but no (cont) http://tl.gd/127im about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to ComcastBill
  3. I wake up at noon and Comcast has already ruined my day. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Forget the beer bong. What we need is an ice cream bong that will deliver a continuous flow of ice cream, strizzaight to da brizzain. about 14 hours ago from web
  5. @imamoonmonster ::RAISES HAND:: about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to imamoonmonster
  6. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Othe ... 11:33 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. @imamoonmonster I've never seen more overweight women in one YouTube video at once. 10:18 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to imamoonmonster
  8. Watching The Downward Spiral: Live. Really decent for a fan-produced video. 1:18 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  9. Rolling in my Benzo, drinking a Slim-Fast and listening to Schlachthofbronx. #musicmonday 10:15 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. "The thing about them is that you can't stop sucking on them until they're finished." http://twitpic.com/qkdch 3:42 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  11. @poly915 The smell, I'm sure. 12:13 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to poly915
  12. (815): Don't gimme shit man. I woke up drunk with a poptart in my shoe. 10:26 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  13. Soon. http://twitpic.com/qh3a7 10:06 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  14. @benjiclayton Invite Michael and I. 7:15 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to benjiclayton
  15. If anyone needs a ride from Chicago to Rockford today, let me know. Disclaimer: You'll be listening to dance music through the trip. 11:23 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  16. Going to Lincoln Park Zoo today wearing new socks. @FartSandwich Are you working there today? If so, you want anything from T-Bell? 11:19 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  17. Woke up at 8:09. Shift started at 8:15.Forgot pants at home. 6:22 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  18. Since I can't go see Deadmau5 tonight, I think I'm going to... Hmm. OH! I'm going to cry about it. 4:16 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  19. @ninjanice is either really fast or really likes Nine Inch Nails. 8:44 AM Nov 20th from web
  20. I had to pee before I showered, and then I thought: "Hang on one sec. I'm about to hop in the SHOWER." 8:12 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie