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OmarJasso
I woke up to a Child Protection Services worker because one of you took me seriously last night.about 5 hours agofrom web
I won't wake up to an alarm tomorrow because I don't work. Or to my sister, because she doesn't want to get punched in the mouth again.about 15 hours agofrom Tweetie
A customer said I look like one of the Jonas Brothers. I told him he looks like one of the Ying Yang Twins. Man, f**k the Jonas Brothers.9:36 AM Jul 12thfrom Tweetie
I kind of miss the times when there were less than twelve people on Twitter.7:22 AM Jul 12thfrom Tweetie
Seriously, I had to tell the 'tard to forget about it because I'd just place the order online.4:20 PM Jul 11thfrom Tweetie
Dear Perryville Papa John's: Hire people who have at least graduated from high school.4:15 PM Jul 11thfrom Tweetie
