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  1. I woke up to a Child Protection Services worker because one of you took me seriously last night.
  2. I won't wake up to an alarm tomorrow because I don't work. Or to my sister, because she doesn't want to get punched in the mouth again.
  3. What a nice night to have the windows open and the pants off.
  4. @benjiclayton I might be saying that pretty soon here too...
  5. @RachelNunally Get one from Delicious Monster.
  6. Does anybody want an old incense burner? It needs to be out of my room since I never light it anyway.
  7. I have a feeling a late night of tea drinking will be happening at the IHOP tonight.
  8. @somewhereinsf I don't know how to take that.
  9. At the mall, delivering some lunch for girlfriend.
  10. A customer said I look like one of the Jonas Brothers. I told him he looks like one of the Ying Yang Twins. Man, f**k the Jonas Brothers.
  11. I kind of miss the times when there were less than twelve people on Twitter.
  12. Seriously, I had to tell the 'tard to forget about it because I'd just place the order online.
  13. Dear Perryville Papa John's: Hire people who have at least graduated from high school.
  14. Getting. huge brat at Rick's Riverdogs. cone get one! - Photo: http://bkite.com/09uBV
  15. Free Maciano's pizza for breakfast at work. Seriously, though, opening on Saturdays sucks.
  16. Trippiest. Dream. Ever.
  17. I love me some chili powder on some apples.
  18. @MattJanssen If I put it all in a box and shipped it to you, I think you'd be highly disappointed.
  19. Time to go one one of my "let's throw half my stuff away" rampages.
  20. Really, I just gave Nannerpuss a completely new meaning.