OlsonCity
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Cat was apparently set to 6:30 this morning. Unfortunately, no snooze button.
6:40 AM May 21st
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Blimp attack! Oh the humanity!
9:38 PM May 11th
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Yesterday was a swallow-your-mouthwash kind of day.
8:59 AM Feb 12th
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from Turnbull, WA
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Working my way through a 7-layer bowel obstruction.
8:33 PM Feb 5th
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from Turnbull, WA
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If you slip here, at least it will be fabulous!
8:50 PM Jan 22nd
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Starting the new year in a giant red wagon and serenated by ukuleles.
11:59 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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Alphabetization has little effect on my applications list - they all start with i.
9:17 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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from Cheney, WA
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I will wear my traditional attire for this anniversary.
9:12 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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from Cheney, WA
in reply to jamierobison
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Can't tell which is more ridiculous - Lady Gaga's Thanksgiving special or my parents' expressions while watching it.
10:40 PM Nov 24th, 2011
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from Cheney, WA
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There are a lot of winners at the DMV on a Tuesday aftenoon.
3:54 PM Sep 20th, 2011
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A party bus just stopped outside my apt - clearly they know where it's all happening, and by it, I mean me not sleeping.
10:01 PM Sep 16th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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Turns out that Trader Joe's has the exact same crowds and lack of products on a Friday night weather or not there's a hurricane.
6:08 PM Aug 26th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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My roommate's new black loofah is, without a doubt, the most butch and manly shower tool I've ever seen.
4:35 PM Jul 28th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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Just found out I live 2 blocks away from a prison - looks like the dating game just got a whole lot more convenient.
10:08 AM Jul 24th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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I accidentally went to MySpace today and was almost mugged.
8:06 PM Jul 12th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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Goodwill has the musical gems of the '80s down to an absolute science, with the fashion to match.
8:52 AM Jun 5th, 2011
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Not looking forward to taking the G train this Sunday, especially a post-rapture G train. Yikes.
5:21 PM May 19th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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Took advantage of the Mother's Day breakfast special at IKEA this morning - tastes just like home.
5:52 PM May 8th, 2011
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from New York, NY
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Of course, biggest laugh came from the tried-and-true, "Hey, there aren't any batteries in this!" line.
2:16 PM May 4th, 2011
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from SoHo, New York
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TV Land - the only place where female ad execs can spend 20 minutes giggling over a fart machine.
2:12 PM May 4th, 2011
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from SoHo, New York
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