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OlsonCity

  1. Cat was apparently set to 6:30 this morning. Unfortunately, no snooze button.
  2. Blimp attack! Oh the humanity! twitter.com/OlsonCity/stat…
  3. Yesterday was a swallow-your-mouthwash kind of day.
  4. Working my way through a 7-layer bowel obstruction. #SuperBowl
  5. If you slip here, at least it will be fabulous! twitter.com/OlsonCity/stat…
  6. Starting the new year in a giant red wagon and serenated by ukuleles.
  7. Alphabetization has little effect on my applications list - they all start with i. #macproblems
  8. @jamierobison @jdubs389 @alexoztemel @laskasky I will wear my traditional attire for this anniversary. twitter.com/OlsonCity/stat…
  9. Can't tell which is more ridiculous - Lady Gaga's Thanksgiving special or my parents' expressions while watching it.
  10. There are a lot of winners at the DMV on a Tuesday aftenoon.
  11. A party bus just stopped outside my apt - clearly they know where it's all happening, and by it, I mean me not sleeping.
  12. Turns out that Trader Joe's has the exact same crowds and lack of products on a Friday night weather or not there's a hurricane.
  13. My roommate's new black loofah is, without a doubt, the most butch and manly shower tool I've ever seen.
  14. Just found out I live 2 blocks away from a prison - looks like the dating game just got a whole lot more convenient.
  15. I accidentally went to MySpace today and was almost mugged.
  16. Goodwill has the musical gems of the '80s down to an absolute science, with the fashion to match.
  17. Not looking forward to taking the G train this Sunday, especially a post-rapture G train. Yikes.
  18. Took advantage of the Mother's Day breakfast special at IKEA this morning - tastes just like home.
  19. Of course, biggest laugh came from the tried-and-true, "Hey, there aren't any batteries in this!" line.
  20. TV Land - the only place where female ad execs can spend 20 minutes giggling over a fart machine.