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  1. BOOM! RT @this_rocks: @Ollierussian apparently it was a dodgy tyre....there was a HOLE IN ONE about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. @starsmiff true, the Alan Wilkis mix is ace! about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to starsmiff
  3. BOOM! RT @JasonGregory: @Ollierussian Police officers on scene couldn't see the Woods for the trees... about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. I have spent have the day trying to think of a joke about Tiger Woods driving into a tree but I think that it may just be funny as it is. about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. Have to say my hair is looking fucking ace this afternoon. That means by the time I go out tonight its going to look shit. Always happens. about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. @applestheband what ya doing at the Black Heart? about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to applestheband
  7. I give up. I really do not care about the glamour tie that is Northwich Victoris vs Lincoln City. Planets Funniest Animals it is. about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. @robbieflash what showcase? about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to robbieflash
  9. @robbieflash on the BBC news! Trufax about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to robbieflash
  10. So the council are removing all road signs and markings from Camden High St 'to make it safer'. WTF??? about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. @this_rocks is that a euphemism?? about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to this_rocks
  12. They've rearranged all the aisles in Holloway Rd Morrisons. I think they have done it just to make everyone life that little bit worse. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. I have a theory that only Paedos, Mentals and Hotels buy 'longlife milk'. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. I really wish I hadn't have bought a purple bicycle with lime green wheels. It makes look a right twat. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. Bugger me backwards w'bardgepole 's rite bonny day. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  16. TTT about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. Big Red is getting kinda tetchy.. Rockers and JD and me in a pretty xmas jumper don't go.. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  18. Big times at the big red with @carlosever and her cousin. Slayer 'Reign In Blood' on the juke box again! about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  19. WIN! One of the Aussie Big Red bar maids just said 'I like yer Jersey by the way'. (Jersey is Australian forjumper) about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  20. Xmas jumpers don't rawk. http://pic.gd/327479 about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  • Name Ollie Russian
  • Location Londun innit
  • Web http://www.myspac...
  • Bio Confused Northerner spreading smiles and bile. I like pies and swear words.
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